!Mentions of sexual things!
This applies to all parts
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Wise girl:
Perseus Achilles Jackson.
Seaweed brain:
It was Jason.
Wise girl:
What?
Seaweed brain:
You only use my full legal name when I did something
absolutely fucking stupid. Except I didn't do anything
stupid lately so whatever it is it was Jason.
Wise girl:
So the mysterious flood that took out the Hermes cabin
wasn't you?
Seaweed Brain:
...
Yea no that was me
Wise Girl:
Percy!
Seaweed Brain:
😌
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Seaweed Brain:
*dick pick*
Wise Girl:
Percy wtf
I'm sitting right next to my siblings
Seaweed Brain:
Did they like it?
Wise girl:
Stop texting me.
Seaweed Brain:
But I miss you 😔
Come suck my dick
Please
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Travis:
Percy we have an ideaaa
Conner:
We need your help with a prank on the Ares cabin
Percy:
As much as I like to see the Ares cabin suffer I can't
flood the cabin.
Chiron said next time I flood someone's cabin
I have dish duty for the foreseeable future.
I ain't about that life🫡
Conner:
We actually just need to you to distract them
while we glitter bomb their cabin
Do what you do best and go be a menace.
Percy:
wow
I'm omw
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Comment some things you wanna see in this series👀👀
P.S def didn't put a SpongeBob reference in there
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