The Insults That Seem To Bring Us Closer Together.

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Thanks for 190 reads! (Tf how did we get 30 reads in a day that's crazy-) anyways I did say I'd give you guys some more to read for today so here it is :D enjoy reading three idiots insulting each other! XD

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Ashswag's POV.

Ash stared at his phone, aggressively typing out some returning insults to Reddoons who had just proposed something ridiculous. Him, Ash, Ashswag The Chosen One, enjoyed talking to Reddoons, an imbecile?! Okay, he'd admit, the two of them throwing witty remarks back and forth was a great pass time, but that was it. Under no circumstances did he see Reddoons as a friend.


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Red:

Awww, does little

Ash like talking

to me?

Ash:

Tf? No.

Go away dude.

Red:

Jeez dude it's fine

I like talking to you too :)

Bye!

Ash:

Prick

Come back right now.

I'm serious.

Fine be like that

For the record you're an annoying rat

and I don't like talking to you.

In fact, I dislike you so much I'm

going to stop messaging u rn.

Bitch.

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Ash turned off his phone, and went back to what he was doing. He unmuted himself on the VC and continued where he was, playing on the server with Squiddo.

"Hey Ash," the two of them had been constructing a bigger house until Ash had started messaging Reddoons.

"Don't talk to me right now." he responded saltily.

"Awh, why not?"

"An imbecile named Reddoons just proposed the idea that me, a man with a level of self dignity, would enjoy talking to him!"

"I mean uhm... you kinda spent the last two minutes of your life messaging him-"

"That's different dude-" Ash countered

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