Ashswag serves this ''Reddoons'' guy a coffee, and in his sleep deprived form, spells his name wrong, (oops-). Oh and by the way, he hates Red's ego!
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Red goes to a local coffee shop and gets a coffee, realising the poor guy spelt his name wrong a...
Squiddo watched sleepily as the pancakes sizzled in their pans, her gaze flickering into the living room every now and again to make her friends were still 'alive'.
Once she was finished, she put them all on plates. Ash was definitely awake now, as she could hear his usual complaining that was all the more present in what was probably his hung-over form.
She took a plate to Ash, who grumbled a 'Thanks' and took one to Red, who was just stirring.
"I feel like a mother right now." she admitted, to nobody in particular, as she gave everyone a glass of water too, before tucking into her own portion at the coffee table.
It felt kind of weird looking after her friends like she was a babysitter, but as someone whose job for the last three years was working in a coffee shop, it wasn't the weirdest shit she'd ever seen.
After she'd finished eating, Red and Ash were starting to wake properly (or at least Red was) and were eating too. Although she'd never say it, she felt a little bad for Ash... but, they did get some hilarious answers out of him...
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"Ash, truth or dare?" Red asked him.
"Marry" a drunken Ash had replied, (probably thinking it was Kiss Marry Kill or something,) pointing at some broken TV that Squiddo had been meaning to get fixed.
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"Ash, truth or dare?" Squiddo laughed.
"Lie,"
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"Ash, truth or dare?"
"Truth" he responded to Squiddo.
"Alright if you could change one thing about either me or Red, what would it be?"
"I wish the motherfucker would take off the shitty sunglasses when it's pitch black outside." Ash responded instantly, earning an eruption of amused laughter.
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"Can you stop laughing- some of us have a hang-over..." Ash groaned.
Squiddo nodded in a slightly apologetic way, not even realising she had been laughing out loud. (It was pretty funny to be fair-)
Eventually, Red decided to go home, leaving Squiddo with the frankly impossible task of getting Ash home. Great.
"Ash c'mon you gotta go back to your stupid-ass house!" Squiddo reasoned for the fiftieth fucking time.
"No bro... I don't want to see the sun..." Ash mumbled, for the fiftieth fucking time.
Squiddo paced around the living room. As much as Ash was a good friend- she really wanted her house to herself again. Then, she noticed Red's glasses he'd left on the floor. That gave her an idea.
"Ash if I get rid of the sun will you go home?"
"You can't get rid of the sun, idiot," he argued.
Well, she would argue otherwise, putting the massive shades on Ash's face.
"Hell no, I am not wearing these,"
Squiddo held her ground, "I mean... I could just kick you out now-"
"Fucking hell fine!" Ash put them on, reluctantly standing up.
Eventually, somehow, by some miracle blessed upon them, from the overlords themselves, Squiddo got Ash to his home, in one piece. Shoving him through his front door, and saying a quick 'bye' she sprinted back home before she had to deal with anything else.
Alr so I'm currently working on a new short story! Which will be a prequel to a story on AO3 called "yet i keep coming back" by ParaDexTwo.
The author allows for works inspired by theirs, and because I love it so much, I'm making a fan-made sequel to it!
I HIGHLY recommend reading the original fanfiction for mine to make sense! So here's the link for anyone who wishes to read!
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However, if you do read this, please take time to read the additional tags as it gives an insight into a lot of the things that some people could find distressing in the book!
