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YOOO I'M BACK BITCHES-
I'm not re-explaining where i went. Just go check my profile XD
ANYWAYS- I hope to be getting bk to a better schedule with this! And as always ENJOY!
(Also, TW for threats- they're not that bad and it's just a joke but still, stay safe!)
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Reddoons' POV.
When Red woke up the next day, it was very late, nearly midday. Reluctantly, Red got out of bed, exhaustion still clinging to him like a leach.
Stumbling towards his mirror, he took a good look at himself. "God I'm a mess." he thought, slightly annoyed that his good looks had been tarnished.
Red started cleaning himself up, brushing his hair and washing himself. Then, he grabbed a bite to eat - something savoury, for once - he couldn't bear the thought of sugar right now. While Squiddo's cake buffet had been amazing, he was definitely feeling the consequences of such food.
After Red had eaten, he took out his phone, and stared at his screen in a mixture of surprise and horror..?
"Why the actual fuck do I have over 40 messages?!" he groaned, opening his messages app.
After about thirty seconds of scrolling, three things became clear to Red.
1) Squiddo has a tendency to send a lot of messages.
2) Squiddo likes to make group chats with her friends because she's too lazy to send the same message to two different people.
3) Squiddo and Ash tend to banter over the phone.
A lot.
Red quickly typed an irritated message to them, but this just seemed to start a war between him, Ash, and Squiddo.
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Red:
Guys, please.
Some of us like to hear something
other than phone vibrations.
Ash:
Like what?
Your own voice?
Red:
You'd be surprised to
know that i wouldn't
Ash:
Didn't ask
Red:
Actually u kinda did-
Squiddo:
He's kinda right tho Ash..
YOU ARE READING
Coffee Cup
FanfictionAshswag serves this ''Reddoons'' guy a coffee, and in his sleep deprived form, spells his name wrong, (oops-). Oh and by the way, he hates Red's ego! OR Red goes to a local coffee shop and gets a coffee, realising the poor guy spelt his name wrong a...
