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YOOO I'M BACK!
Tysm for 3.8k reads! (jesus the numbers r getting big now-) surprisingly, I don't have much to say today, however I might make a new book soon, idk- but I'm not ditching CC dw XD
!!! TW: Alcohol, Getting Drunk, Hangovers !!! STAY SAFE!
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Ashswag's POV.
Despite the fact Ash loved his ridiculous hight, it did sometimes have its disadvantages.
A great example is when you've climbed a tree, to wait for your friend to jumpscare her, and you're trying to be discreet.
This, he found, was quite difficult.
Much to his discomfort, he ended up scrunched up on a branch that would probably fall down with the slightest gust of wind, and hoping Squiddo would hurry the fuck up with consuming her dessert.
Out of boredom, he started humming a tune. Cringe? Yes, but could you really blame him? Ash kept this up until he heard rustling behind him,
"Nice tunes," Red had appeared on the branch opposite him. Just what Ash needed. Not.
Ash wasn't sure if this was a genuine comment or sarcasm, so he picked not to respond.
"You're really that easy to fluster? God As-"
"Shut up, idiot!" Ash spat, jumping down from the tree. Why did he agree to be friends with this guy again?
He walked over to Squiddo, who was still eating her ice cream.
"Hey loser,"
"Hello Ashswag" Squiddo beamed.
"Uh- so what are we doing here?"
Squiddo repeated that they were there to "goof around", and Ash just stared at her blankly until Red arrived.
After a while of talking... and bickering... ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶A̶s̶h̶ ̶p̶u̶n̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶R̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶u̶t̶ they all finally decided to go back to Squiddo's house. Again.
Four hours later, they're all sitting on the living room floor, with cushions, and blankets... and alcohol. They were playing truth or dare, if you don't want to do the dare or the truth, you take a shot. Simple, right?
Squiddo had taken 3 shots so far, Red had taken 4 - although it was his turn next so who knows - and Ash... Ash had 11.
In his defence, they wouldn't leave him alone about his personal life, and his love life- and his severe lack of friends apart from the two sat in front of him. But he was pretty wasted...
"Red! Truth or Dare!" Squiddo asked, suppressing laughter at either Ash, or her idea - it was up to interpretation.
"Hm.. I'll pick truth."
"Alright!" Squiddo paused for a moment, thinking, "What was the best relationship you ever had?"
Red sighed audibly, looking over at the bottle of alcohol and then at Ash, who he probably didn't want to join in being a drunk idiot.
"Well there was this one dude I went out with i-"
"Wait-wait-wait!" Squiddo yelled, "You're gay?"
"I guess s-"
"Oh that's cool! So is Ash!" she waved a finger in his general direction, "Just please don't make me feel like a third-wheeler..."
In unison, there was uproar, Ash profusely yelling every slurred insult he could think of about Red and why he'd never go out with someone as stupid as him, and Red being... slightly more reasonable, but still denying it.
Squiddo ignored them however, and the game continued, however, this interaction was the last thing Ash would remember of that night.
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When Ash regained consciousness, he was slumped uncomfortably on a pile of blankets and pillows that Squiddo presumably set up for him.
Forcing his eyes open, he looked around, before promptly scrunching them closed again as the brightness of the lights burned in his pupils and head. Come to think of it, his head felt like it was aflame too.
Grunting in pain, he rolled over to his other side, where he saw Red, who was still asleep, and Squiddo, who was making food in her kitchen.
Regretting whatever actions he had taken the night before, and in a lot of pain, Ash closed his eyes once more, hoping he would fall asleep, or wake up, completely fine.
Hangovers fucking suck.
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Kinda feel bad for Ash ngl rn-
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