INT. CASTLE - DAY
Rapunzel is packing her bag for the trip when Y/n enters the room.
Y/n: Hey, Rapunzel, what's up? Going on a little trip with mommy dearest?
Rapunzel: Yeah, we're going to watch the Empyrean Meteor Shower on Mount Saison. It's going to be amazing!
Y/n: Ooh, how exciting. A little mother-daughter bonding time. Just don't let her catch you with any boys up there, or she might lock you back up in that tower.
Rapunzel: Very funny, Y/n. You know that's not going to happen.
Y/n: Hey, I'm just saying. You never know with moms. They can be real dragons sometimes.
Suddenly, Queen Arianna enters the room with Willow following behind her.
Queen Arianna: Rapunzel, have you seen my travel cloak?
Y/n: Oh, look who it is. The long-lost auntie. How's it feel to be second in line for the throne, Willow?
Willow: Y/n, always a pleasure. And I'm not here to cause any trouble, I just wanted to surprise my sister for her birthday.
Y/n: Well, consider her surprised. And a little pissed off, if you ask me.
Queen Arianna: Y/n, that's enough. Willow is our guest, and we're happy to have her here.
Y/n: Yeah, yeah, I know. Keep your royal panties in a twist. I'll be on my best behavior.
Rapunzel: Y/n, you're coming with us on the trip, right?
Y/n: Wouldn't miss it for the world. I wouldn't want to miss the chance to see Rapunzel and her mommy bond over some shooting stars. It's gonna be a real-life Hallmark movie.
Rapunzel rolls her eyes and continues packing while Y/n smirks and leans against the wall.
INT. CASTLE - LIVING ROOM - DAY
Y/n is lounging on a couch, watching Rapunzel and Arianna talk to Willow. He adjusts himself in his pants and lets out a frustrated sigh.
Y/n: (mumbling to himself) Come on, man. Get it together. You're a grown-ass man, not some hormonal teenager.
Rapunzel notices Y/n's discomfort and raises an eyebrow.
Rapunzel: Y/n, are you okay? You look a little...flustered.
Y/n: (smirking) Flustered? Nah, I'm just peachy. Just trying to figure out how to scratch an itch, if you catch my drift.
Arianna gives Y/n a disapproving look.
Arianna: Y/n, please. We're trying to have a conversation here.
Y/n: (chuckling) Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize my sexual frustration was interrupting your little family bonding time.
Willow giggles and winks at Y/n.
Willow: Oh, I know a thing or two about scratching itches. Maybe I can help you out, Y/n.
Y/n: (raising an eyebrow) Oh really? I bet you do. But I think I'll pass. I don't need any more strange creatures in my life.
Willow looks confused for a moment, then realizes Y/n is referring to the Uumlaut.
Willow: (laughing) Oh, you mean my little furry friend? He's harmless!
Y/n: (smirking) Yeah, well, so did I think about that last girl I slept with. And look where that got me.
Rapunzel: (rolling her eyes) Y/n, please. Can you just behave for once?
Y/n: (grinning) Behave? Where's the fun in that?
