Fluffball

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Stop,

think,

follow the rules,

don't do that,

what you just did,

don't say that,

what you just said,

just shut up and you won't say anything stupid and nothing will happen shut the fuck up oh my god why are we doing this again listen and don't speak SHUT UP!


Stop writing about this.

How many times have you written about this by now.

Fine.









'Cat.'




Cats are cool.


They lounge around all day,

they're fluffy,

they're soft and warm and cute and purr,

don't have to do anything all day,

their food just magically appears in a bowl every day,

they don't worry about social anxiety or saying the wrong thing because they don't have any friends really,

they're fine sitting in the house all day and getting occasional attention from their owners when they want attention.


In fact,

cats can't even talk.

So they don't have to worry about that at all.



You know,

cats eat birds for breakfast.








That's not what I meant when I said stop wr- shut up.

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