Doh Hate The Player Hate The Game

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Lia

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I wasn't sure what time it was when i woke up,mi feel like mi did have wah headache and mi stomach feel upset. My phone was ringing and mi not even feel fi ansa it,i got up and stretched over to the bedside table taking up my phone my head resting in the palm of my hand.

Momma Bear

"Morning Mommy," i said answering the phone.

"How yuh sound so a wah do yuh?"she asked.

"Nutting no do mi...a cause mi just wake up,"i said yawning as soon as i said that.

"A after 10 now Lia weh yah do inna bed...yuh think yuh cyah carry dem deh behaviour go a man yaad,"she scolded and i sighed.

"E really doh have a problem wid e plus a no everyday thing,"i said.

"Whatever yuh seh..anyways...mek yuh no ansa yuh boss when him a call yuh from wah day e just a call off mi phone a ask if mi in contact wid yuh,"she said.

"Mi ago call him when mi done,"i said.

"Alright mek sure and get up out a the bed and go find sumn do...from when yuh no come look fi mi but is alright man,"

"Yuh no seh mi no fi come back a yuh yaad,"i said laughing.

"Chro...dat no seh nutting a long time yuh did wah run weh wid e likkle bwoy but a just now yuh get e oppurtunity,"said my mom and i burst out laughing. 

No sah this funny.

"Yuh funny eno mommy,"i said.

"Mi a go do mi likkle word puzzle lata,"she said.

"Alright mommy lata,"i said and i hung up the phone.

I got off the bed and immediately felt a sharp pain between my legs and my legs were aching. 

Doh  tek up weh yuh cyah manage...

Mi decide fi tuff e out and go a the bathroom go bade,doh think a over exaggerate mi a over exaggerate when Zidane fuvk yuh then yuh cyah tell mi if  mi extra. 

Mi no know why mi go tek up mi self last night bout mi ago ride pon him,every time mi walk is like wah sharp pain deh right a mi belly bottom.

I showered and then went back into the room to put on something,I was supposed to be at Zidane's business ceremony sumn representing him but is like e realise seh mi couldn't mek e.

I went downstairs and found breakfast on the counter with a little note that said:

Gm love,mi woulda carry it upstairs fi yuh but mi di a run late...mi soon come back

Awwwwwww...this cute yuh fret

It was still warm so i guess he hadn't long gone,babes mek banana fritters,fry plaintain,omelette and mi favorite(corn). Get a man like mines.

I took up the corn wanting to eat it first,but e scent weh lick mi when mi put e to mi face,yuh memba when mi tell yuh seh mi stomach upset a now mi wah vomit.

I ran over to the sink and threw up in it,feeling disgusted. Sumn haffi wrong wid e corn why e smell so.

I used a paper towel to wipe my mouth and cleaned up the sink,I went to the fridge to take out the other corns to see if they smelled like that,and sure enough they did.

I put them on the counter so that when Zidane came home then he could smell it cause a could neva all a dem spoil and mi just a realise.

I went back to eating my breakfast after i got rid of all the things that had the corn on it.After that i wanted to watch a movie but then i remembered that my mom said my boss called.