chasing girl wonder

biscuit method

A/N: Slept late for Chaeyoung. Woke up early for Lisa. And writing in between. Aaaahh! All of you are rock stars! 🤘🏼

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While in the airport lounge, Roseanne's friends were in "Operation blocking Suzy from our social media accounts and contacts!" Yeri announced. Since she missed the whole breakup action, she led the cleaning up of their social media, deleting all photos with Suzy in them, kicking Suzy out of their group chat, and then posting an old photo of the gang—from Roseanne's birthday party—with Suzy, marking her face with a clown emoji and captioning it with, "Roses are red, violets are blue, karma's a bitch and so are you."

"God, you're soooooooo mature taking this to Instagram!" Roseanne cried out when she saw Yeri's post.

"Beau, you're fucking goddess, actually!" Jennie gave a hearty laugh and reposted Yeri's Instagram story and said as she typed, "We're not crying over you. We're LAUGHING at your stupidity."

Yeri complained, "I can't believe I missed the most epic breakup, ever."

"Oh, trust us, we didn't need any blood to be shed when hearts have already been shattered," Felix said dramatically, clutching his chest and staring heavenward. Then he announced, "Here's my caption, 'The ex's playlist: songs in the key of pathetic.'"

"Beau? We shouldn't have blocked Suzy yet so she could see our posts!" Jennie said.

Felix raised a hand. "Wait, wait, wait! I'll message AP to repost everything first before blocking 'Miss Stake,' get it, get it? I should've put it in my caption..." He propped his chin on his thumb as if thinking if he should repost his story.

The three fell in pits of giggle, with Jennie and Yeri agreeing with Felix, except for Roseanne who dejectedly slumped in her chair and continued scrolling through her Instagram feed, knowing her friends were unstoppable when it came to defending her. When the next story on her feed rolled, it was from Le Labo's account and she sat up, howling, "Uggghhh! I remember how she threw that box with my Santal perfume, I'm super mad depressed about it." But her mind flipped to Lisa who happened to be wearing that scent too. A little smile made its way to her lips.

"You should've asked her to pay for that one!" Jennie said.

"Don't you have access to her credit card?" Yeri asked, already devising an evil plan.

Seeing the evil smile on Yeri's lips, Roseanne quickly answered with wide eyes, "No. And we're not stooping to her level of crazy, Yeri."

Tilting her head, Yeri frowned. "But does she have access to yours?"

A little wide-eyed, Roseanne stared at Yeri and was unable to speak for a moment because her friends and Alice did not know about that. "She—she does. Fuck."

"What for?" Yeri asked what was at the tip of Jennie's and Felix's tongues.

With how much the three had known and hated Suzy, Roseanne was certain they would not like what she was about to confess. "Just to monitor my spend." Her friends' jaws dropped. That level of control was unforgivable, she could tell in the way Jennie hitched her breath in annoyance, Yeri's cursing and fury eyes like she was ready to stab someone with her stilettos again, and Felix's tossing of his head backward.

"You're not even breaking the bank for any luxury!" Jennie snapped, leaning forward to look Roseanne in the eye. "Unless you're beau," she pointed at Yeri, and then at Felix, "or babe here. Oh, shit, you have to get new cards too!"

Roseanne sighed. "Hell. I don't think she'd do anything—"

"Start as a clean slate, right?" Jennie arched an eyebrow. "Better be safe than sorry. We don't trust that Miss Stake's behavior."