Dog Days

Chapter 22

After the first bowl, Loki decides he needed to make a couple cans of chili. As he sits a bowl in front of me, the tent flap opens and I hear Fandral call out "First Sergeant Laufeyson, permission to enter?"

"Granted." Loki calls out and he and Volstagg step in. Loki furrows his brow and asks "What is is?"

He looks towards me and asks "Did you not tell us to come to the field, now?"

I check my watch and sigh "Yeah, I completely lost track of time." I look towards them and declare "We were talking about his meeting and a bunch of personal stuff, and he just made food."

Loki cuts in with a soft smile "It was unprofessional of us, but you guys deserve a day to just relax. I'll be back with you guys tomorrow."

I nod, before telling them "Tell the others that I'm giving my professional opinion to First Sergeant Laufeyson."

Volstagg furrows his brow and states "It smells like pot in here."

Fandral smirks as he tells Volstagg "They're both potheads."

Volstagg cocks an eyebrow to us and Loki sighs "What's it going to take to get you to forget about this?"

Volstagg just smiles, before Loki sighs and steps over to the dresser "I have a couple cones I can send you off with, but that's it."

He steps over to the grinder in front of me and quickly packs the two joint cones. Volstagg smirks "Nice and tight."

Loki cocks an eyebrow to him, before tapping the butt on the table and packing a bit more. After he twists the ends, he hands them over and Volstagg smirks "Goodnight, First Sergeant." He turns to me "Staff Sergeant."

As they leave, I look to Loki and declare "We're terrible bosses."

He sighs "Everything is better with weed."

As he sits, I scoff "I can't believe Fandral and Volstagg got together."

He shrugs as he states "I could've guessed."

I narrow my gaze "How?"

He smirks at me as he leans back "Little gays like big gays."

I scoff, before asking "Would you still fuck me if I was as big as Volstagg?"

He takes a bite of his chili, before declaring "Hell yes." He looks at me and remarks "I love your muscles, but if you were bigger, I would fuck you senseless." He takes another bite, before declaring "Actually, I would probably be more inclined to get fucked, because something about the thought is giving me a naughty idea of being bent over a counter."

As he continues to eat, I look over his features. He's gorgeous in every way. I sit there for a moment, before asking him "Do you like big guys?"

He stops mid spoonful, before placing his spoon down and looking towards me with a soft smile "I think you're sexy, now."

I give him an amused look, before declaring "That's not what I asked."

He takes a deep breath and declares "Sometimes, hard muscle is just a little too hard." I hum, and he looks down with a smile "You're extremely muscular, and it's hot and sexy, but it would be nice to also have a little bit of a belly to soften the hard muscular pushback."

I furrow my brow and declare "I can put on some weight, when I get home."

He gives me a soft smile, before returning to his chili "My tailbone would appreciate it."

I sit there for a moment, before I start to form questions in my brain. As I eat, we watch rick and morty, and I can't help but let one question bother me. Finally I clear my throat and ask "Does that mean you find Volstagg attractive?"

He sits his spoon down and turns to me with a sigh "That's not what I mean, Thor."

I furrow my brow and declare "That's not what I want asking. Do you find him attractive?"

He sets his jaw, before sighing "He's attractive, in a sweet bear type of way."

I let my mind wander as I stare at him "Do you think Fandral is attractive?"

He gives me a confused and slightly amused chuckle, before declaring "In an overly charming, twink kinda way."

I nod, before looking down at my bowl. I allow my thoughts to wander into a scene of pure pleasure and I can't even form the words. He takes a minute, before asking "Are you mad or something?"

I shake my head, before asking him "Would you ever think about fucking either of them?"

When I look up at him, he sits there in a mutual state of calm and quiet thinking, before replying "I would, in a distance fantasy. Not that I actually would."

I hum, before looking at him with a soft smile "Would you ever want to be in a swinging relationship?"

He gives me a soft smile, before declaring "You realize that I have to fuck for my job, right?"

I furrow my brow and declare "I mean, would you like to ever be in a threeway with me?"

He gives me a soft smile and I explain "I won't if you don't, and I won't fuck anyone else, I'm just curious."

He smirks at me, before motioning towards the bowl in front of me "Are you done?" I give a short nod and he stands to take it. As he places it on the counter, he asks me "How often do people swing on the commune?"

I furrow my brow and remind "We're hippies."

He hums, before turning back towards me and moving to straddle my legs. As he sits, he grinds down and tells me "I am perfectly okay with you fucking other people when I'm away for work, because I'm probably having to fuck someone, too."

I give a short nod and he narrows his gaze at me, before ordering "We tell each other, as soon as possible, do you understand?"

I nod yet again and he sighs "As far a swinging together, I would be interested, but only if it came up naturally and we both decided it would be fun."

I about to say something when he grabs my jaw and declares "The moment we're alone, we fuck each other's brains out, and I say this because I want you to know that you are mine, do you understand?"

I give him a soft smile, before declaring "I'm all yours, and you're all mine." I furrow my brow and declare "I'm never having sex without you, again."

He hums, before pressing his lips to mine. The moment our lips touch, an intense shockwave rushes through me and I can't help but pull him down, forcing him to grind onto me.

He hums into the kiss and I can't help but adore him in every sense. He is my sexy slutty hippie, and I found him all the way out at war. He is my oxygen. And every shared breath brings me closer to him. He is the broken part of me I've longed for, finally sitting in my lap.

I can finally breathe again.