Two weeks later, I take the sling off for good. The small wound has disappeared. My energy is slowly starting to return, and I'm less sluggish.
On this particular evening, Heimdall decided to cook for me. Hela is at home, probably actively engaged in a threesome.
He made me a pizza. It's got mushrooms, bell peppers, and onions. He made his the same, only with spinach and olives with it.
As he sits next to me in bed, I sigh "How the fuck do you like olives?"
He furrows his brow as I put some adult animation on my laptop "Thor, I'm the mushroom guy. Do you really think I mind olives?"
I furrow my brow as I look down at my pizza "What kind of mushrooms are on here?"
He gives me an amused look "Portabella."
I hum, before Odin knocks on the front door. He opens it and calls out "Hello?"
I sigh "In here."
He walks in and smiles at Heimdall "Good evening. I hope I wasn't interrupting anything."
I scoff at him "It's Heimdall. He probably knew it was you before you started up the driveway."
Odin shrugs "I just wanted to bring you your glasses."
He hands them over and I open the box to find the grey lenses. As I put them on, I ask "How do I look?"
Odin smiles at me "Handsome as ever."
I hum and Heimdall agrees "You look nice."
I give a soft smile and Odin clears his throat "I'll let you boys eat. Have a good night."
I give him a soft smile "Night, dad."
Once he's gone, I sigh "He's been acting weird lately."
He scoffs, before he declares "I think he asked me to fuck you, this morning."
I look at him and sigh "He's too invested in my sex life."
He scoffs "Yeah, I know my place." He takes in a deep breath "You're not ready, and he should respect that."
I give him a soft smile and state "Thank you."
He smiles "No problem."
He pulls out his bong and asks "Wanna get stoned?"
I take it from him and remark "Fuck yeah."
As I take it, I ask "Odin actually asked you to have sex with me?"
He takes a bite of his pizza and declares "So did Hela. Frigga heard her and started cussing her out about it."
I furrow my brow as I take a rip off the bong. As I exhale, I ask "Mom cussed out Hela?"
He rolls his eyes at me and states "Frigga fawned over Loki." I cock my eyebrow to him and he explains "After the one video chat we had with the both of you, she started insisting that you and him would be the perfect leaders of this place one day. She immediately loved him, because of the way he looked at you. She is insistent that he'll be fine, or you can take as much time as you need to get used to him not being here." He gives me a tired smile and states "Honestly, Thor. Take your time. Let yourself decide when it's time to move on."
I give him a tired smile, before handing him back the bong. As he takes a long drag, I admit "I bought a cock."
He immediately starts coughing in surprise and quickly hands it back to me. He stands up and and walks out of the room.
From the bed, I hear him violently cough in the kitchen. After a few seconds, he still coughs as I hear the fridge open and a soda can popping open. I call out "Bring me one!"
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Dog Days
FanfictionDuring his final tour with the Marines, a rat is suspected in Staff Sergeant Odinson's platoon. A retired First Sergeant is sent in to evaluate and interrogate a possible weak point in the nation's defense, leading to all out war and the possible co...