BOOK 1 | Y/N'S bitchass discovered he is IMMORTAL!! What heinous crimes will he commit with this revolutionary power?!!!
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THIS IS ALL BRAIN ROT GUYS MEANING IT WAS 2020 BRAIN ROT AND NOW ITS 2024 BRAIN ROT THIS IS TRULY A TIME CAPSULE ON HOW FUCKI...
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California Love .ılılılllıılılıllllıılılllıllı. 0:24 ─●──────── -2:56 ↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺
♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ. ᑕᗩᒪIᖴOᖇᑎ I ᗩ ᒪ O ᐯ E
Aaah yes, now we are all back on the road. All the windows down, letting the high winds run through all our luscious locks. I had a pair of sunglasses I found in the glove compartment. Which, don't be alarmed, didn't have any FUCKING gloves in it. Why is it even called glove compartment then? HUH?! SOMEONE TELL ME!!!
Anyways, there wasn't a dime to our names, only broken dreams and delusional feelings of freedom. Crazy huh, how young adult men can feel invincible even when I haven't felt the touch of a woman since 2018.
BUT I DIGRESS, we also had our fears of getting snatched by the biggest dick to ever exist, Slenderman. That's a lie actually cos I have the biggest cock to ever exist. Why do I keep talking about dick???? sorry everyone 💔 jk I lied
Sooooo, here we are, driving a shitty beat-up 1998 dark green Honda Civic we stole from some rando nearby in the last shit town we were living in. I'm driving, since none of these goobers here know how to. Slenderman was probably hot on our trail, but hey, at least we had each other and a half-empty bag of Doritos.
♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.𝑤ₑ ₖₑₑₚ ᵢₜ ᵣₒ𝓬ₖᵢₙ', 𝔀ₑ ₖₑₑₚ ᵢₜ ᵣₒ𝓬ₖᵢₙ'
"Christ! Y-You are officially the worst driver I've ever seen. A-and that says a lot cos I thought Masky w-was a shit driver." Toby hissed turning down the music as we almost hit another car next to us, causing me to swerve.
"Yo, give me a break compa. It's a bit hard driving when I got two other fucking idiots yapping in my head!" I defend, causing Ben in the back to snort out loud. I scoffed, glancing at Tobs several times, "Why'd you lower the music?! Lemme listen to 2pac, yo rest in pieces..." I muttered the last part, doing the sign of the cross with my right hand, causing me to swerve a bit again, much to Toby's dismay.
Francis: Pitbull is way fucking better than the edge lord incel music from Disturbed!
Juan: QUE MENTIROSO! DISTURBED IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER TO GRAZE THE EARTH, ALONG WITH THREE DAYS GRACE AND SKILLET!
