☆ RTC & HEATHERS ☆

headcanons 2- noel 🤍

hey guys, im back!!! we are gonna ignore the crap quality this was made at like 12am 😔😔 anyway enjoy x this time its noel!!
also im gonna tag my wattpad bestie a_RULERZREACHF4N_ , tysm for the love on the last chapterrrrr (and Irl_Nichole09 )

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NOEL GRUBER

- instead of doing homework, he's looking up insults for ocean, writing poems and drawing monique.

- claims to have a gaydar but he didn't realise mischa was gay for at least 4 months after meeting him.

- he has a box full of poems under his bed.

- is fluent in french and is learning ukranian for mischa (and vice versa).

- has so many snapchat stories for literally everything. like this man has one labelled like 'pasta'

- during uno, he saves his +4's for ocean which makes her absolutely fuming, mischa does the same. ocean out here getting targeted 😔😔.

- i fw the hc that he steals oceans heels 🙏🙏

- NOEL IS NOT TALIA. IF YOU THINK THIS RESPECTFULLY YOU ARE AN ORPHAN A-HOLE. 🫵🫵

- at christmas he always makes a gingerbread house and claims its oceans house.

- ik his catchphrase is the laptop shi but i hc it being 'no homo'. and yes this is based on kholby wardells tweets. (Kholby is the best noel, he's played noel for so long they are the same person. would say prove me wrong but you can't 🤷🏼‍♀️)

- his favourite sweets are skittles. need I say any more? he is the rainbow. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

- in hide and seek he always hides in the closet. like he would be an absolute legend at h&s but he chooses to go in the closet every time because he finds it funny to shout 'im coming out of the closet' at any given chance. (self projecting??)

A/N- THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS JOKE BY Friendlyy_0 THAT WAS LIKE 'Ocean is so closeted she's back with the christmas present' LMAOAO IT IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER

- ik karnak said this whole bit about how he didn't act out Harry Potter but he definitely did. he was obsessed with this for years.

- i hc that he claims to be able to play the piano but all he can play is hedwigs theme and the duck song.

- i absolutely fw the headcanon he came out during an assembly where the head teacher claimed homosexuals are non existent and he was like 'I guess I don't exist!' NOT MINE!! IF THIS WAS YOUR HC OR YOU KNOW WHO MADE IT COMMENT THEIR USER PLEASE. anyway had to include this masterpiece 💕💕

- swiftie. pretends to hate her though because ocean likes her.

- he really wants to be in a heathers production. (me too bro, me too.)

- autistic mf.

- plays the sims and does the pool glitch. he also has spent atleast £400 on packs.

- only went on the cyclone because mischa was. 😔

- I absolutely live by the hc he was going to ask mischa out after the cyclone 💔💔😾.

-hates heights except for the ferris wheel. 🎡

- keyboard warrior. honest to god.

-used to do tap dancing when he was a kid.

- for christmas/ oceans birthday he always gives her a new improved carrot ocean because they go rotten otherwise. Irl_Nichole09 (we must continue the carrot ocean saga)

- he is that person who literally their leg could fall off and he's like 'oh yeah wtv' but he gets a paper cut and is like 'OH MY GOD IM DYING'.

- watches modern family and eastenders and that shit.

-he never used to swear but he started to piss off ocean and cannot stop.

- he used to use the wrong to/too and their/there/theyre to annoy ocean but now its become a habit and he can't stop doing it

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ok that's itttt also nothing to do with this chapter but im listening to rtc playlist whilst doing this but omg these specific bits.
'WHEN THE FALL NOT FAIR THIS RIDE GOES WHERE‼️‼️‼️' also 'NOTHING LEFT TO DO EXCEPT TO ROOOOOTT‼️‼️' 'FALLING THROUGH THE AIR I WONDER HOW CAN THIS BE FAIRRRRR' (guess what song I was listening to whilst writing this)
also in ffs/us the nischa dance during round and round and round.

leave suggestions in the comments ❤️❤️

Stay madwickedawesome 🤍

WORD COUNT: 730
RELEASE DATE: 13 AUGUST
NEXT CHAPTER: CONSTANCE HEADCANONS.
RELEASE DATE: 15 AUGUST

CARROT OCEAN IS THE BEST THING EVER, THE SAGA MUST CONTINUE 🫡🫡 Irl_Nichole09 HAHAHA TY FOR THE CHAPTER MLLL