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yay ride the cyclone!! 🌀

let's freaking go dude

DEBATE: favourite character song 🤍

-what the world needs
-noels lament
-talia
-this song is awesome
-space age bachelor man
-the ballad of jane doe
-sugar cloud

sorry for any repeats / out of character but after 42 chapters, there's bound to be repeats 🩷

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Ocean: Just be yourself.
Noel: 'Be myself'? Ocean, I have one day to win Mischa over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Connie: Couple weeks.
Penny: Six months.
Ricky: Jury's still out.
Noel: See, Ocean?
Noel: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Ocean: We need to distract these guys
Penny: Leave it to me
Penny: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Connie, Mischa, and Noel: *Immediately begin arguing*
Ricky, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Penny: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Ocean: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

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Ocean: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Penny: *chugs entire bottle*
Penny: It's perfume.

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Connie, negotiating with Penny: We have Ocean. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Ocean: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Connie:
Ocean: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Connie: OCEAN

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Ocean: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Penny: The cow???
Ocean: What?
Connie: Penny, W H Y?

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Connie: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Ocean: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Penny: Smad.

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Ocean, driving Penny and Connie: So how was your day?
Penny: We almost got surprise adopted!
Ocean: What?
Connie: We almost got kidnapped.
Ocean: Oh, okay.
Ocean: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Connie: You have to apologize to Ocean
Penny: Fine.
Penny: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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for some behind the scenes type shi this was written on wednesday 23rd october 😍😍

hope you enjoyed 😘

stay madwickedawesome 🤍

WORD COUNT: 339
RELEASE DATE: november 19
NEXT CHAPTER: chatfic 2 🥤
RELEASE DATE: november 21

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