☆ RTC & HEATHERS ☆

incorrect quotes 1🤍

tell me why i spend half an hour making these, just to find out everyone else is using a generator. who was gonna tell me 💔💔

anyway let's goooo, im aiming for a long long chapterrr xx

DEBATE: favourite type of fanfic chapter 🤍
^like incorrect quotes, headcanons, chatfics, actual writing x

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Noel: Violence isn't the answer
Mischa: You're right
Noel: *sighs in relief*
Mischa: It's the question
*runs away*
Mischa: AND THE ANSWER IS YES!

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Ocean: I'm starting to regret showing you how this blender works.
Penny: *drinking toast*
Penny: Why?

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Noel: Is something burning?
Mischa: Only my love for you.
Noel: The toaster is on fire!

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Mischa: Am I in trouble?
Noel: Take a guess.
Mischa: No?
Noel: Take another guess.

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Connie: How do I deal with my enemies?
Penny: Kill them
Connie: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Penny: Kill them only a little?

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Noel: Where are you going?
Mischa: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

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Connie, going over Noel's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Noel: Yes
Connie: Okay... may I know what you create?
Noel: Problems.

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Ocean: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Mischa: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Noel: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Ocean: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Noel: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Mischa: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Noel: Misch, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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'Can I copy the homework?'
Ocean: I can help you with it!
Connie: Yeah, sure.
Noel: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Mischa: lol nope.
Penny: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Ricky: *Read 5:55pm*

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Penny: Hewwo.
Ocean: Hihiiiiii!
Noel: Greetings, Humans.
Connie: Three kinds of people.
Mischa: I want pudding.
Penny: Four kinds of people.
Ricky: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Connie: Five kinds of people.

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Penny, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Ocean: Hey.
Noel: Hi.
Mischa: Hello.
Connie: Hey!
Penny: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Ricky: We were out of Doritos.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Penny: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Ocean: ...I did. I broke it.
Penny: No. No you didn't. Ricky?
Ricky: Don't look at me. Look at Mischa.
Mischa: What?! I didn't break it.
Ricky: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Mischa: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ricky: Suspicious.
Mischa: No, it's not!
Connie: If it matters, probably not, but Noel was the last one to use it.
Noel: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Connie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Noel: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Connie!
Ocean: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Penny.
Penny: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Connie: Penny... Ricky's been awfully quiet.
Ricky: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Penny, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Penny: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Penny:
Penny: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Penny: We need to distract these guys
Ocean: Leave it to me
Ocean: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Ricky, Mischa, and Connie: *Immediately begin arguing*
Noel, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Penny: Rules are made to be broken.
Ocean: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Ricky: Uh, piñatas.
Mischa: Glow sticks.
Connie: Karate boards.
Noel: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Penny: Rules.
Ocean:

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Ricky: Just be yourself.
Ocean: 'Be myself'? Ricky, I have one day to win Penny over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Mischa: Couple weeks.
Connie: Six months.
Noel: Jury's still out.
Ocean: See, Ricky?
Ocean: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Penny: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Ocean: 'Prettiest Smile'
Noel: 'Nicest Personality'
Mischa: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Connie: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Penny: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Ocean: ... Your what?
Penny: My friends.
Noel: Are they saying "friends"?
Mischa: I think they're being sarcastic.
Connie: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Penny! All of your friends are in this room.
Penny: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Penny: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Ocean: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Penny: Three of us saw it, Ocean. How do you explain that?
Ocean: *points at Noel* Sleep deprivation. *points at Mischa* Paranoia. *points at Connie* Delusional personality disorder.

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Penny: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Ocean: Plane tickets?
Noel: Concert tickets?
Connie, holding their broken frames: Glasses

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a/n: sorry for this one 😃

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SEPTEMBER 15

Penny: What's up guys? I'm back.
Everyone: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Penny: Death is a social construct.

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love this smmmm, however why the fuck is it nearly 1000 words bro... extra long one as an apology for the late uploads recently xx

im addicted

stay madwickedawesome 🤍

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RELEASE DATE: SEPTEMBER 5
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