ride the cyclone is back guys! not for long tho because I want to finish the heathers headcanons series 😘
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sorry for any repeats or out of character x
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Ocean: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Jane: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Connie: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Jane, learn to listen.
Mischa: What if it bites itself and I die?
Connie: That's voodoo.
Ricky: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Jane: That's correlation, not causation.
Mischa: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Noel: That's kinky.
Ocean: Oh my God.
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Ricky: Hewwo.
Connie: Hihiiiiii!
Jane: Greetings, Humans.
Connie: Three kinds of people.
Mischa: I want pudding.
Ocean: Four kinds of people.
Noel: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Connie: Five kinds of people.
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Ricky: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Jane: >:O language
Noel: Yeah watch your fucking language
Mischa: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NOEL THE FUCK WORD?
Connie: 'The fuck word'.
Ocean: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Noel: Oh my god she censored it
Connie: Say fuck, Ocean.
Noel: Do it, Ocean. Say fuck.
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Can I copy the homework?'
Ocean: I can help you with it!
Connie: Yeah, sure.
Mischa: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Noel: lol nope.
Ricky: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Jane: *Read 5:55pm*
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Ocean: You're a loose cannon, Jane.
Jane: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Noel: I think you play by your own rules.
Connie: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Ocean: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Jane: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Mischa is a loose cannon.
Mischa: *smashes a chair*
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Ocean: Good morning.
Jane: Good morning.
Ricky: Good morning.
Noel: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Mischa: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Connie: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Ocean: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Connie: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Jane: edible
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Mischa: Noel and I don't use pet names.
Connie: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Mischa: Honey?
Noel: Yes, dear?
Mischa:
Connie: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Ocean: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Mischa: The car takes a screenshot.
Noel: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Ocean: I trust Jane.
Connie: You think she knows what she's doing?
Ocean: I wouldn't go that far.
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Ocean: If Noel and I were drowning, who would you save?
Ricky: You two can't swim?
Ocean: It's a hypothetical question, Ricky! who would you save?
Ricky: my time and effort.
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Ocean: What time is it?
Ricky: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Ricky: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Noel: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Ricky: It's 2 am
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Noel: Tell Connie about the birds and the bees.
Ocean: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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WORD COUNT: 645
RELEASE DATE: november 3
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