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headcanons 4- mischa 🤍

HEY GUYS IM BACKK
OKOK ITS MISCHA TIME GET READY FOR A LONG ONEEEE I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR MY FAV UKRANIAN 💕💕
yet again made near midnight im so fucking tired bro

GUYS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (sabrina carpenter reference) GIVE ME CHATFIC IDEAS. I HAVE NONE.

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TW: Swearing and talks of @lch0h0l

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MISCHA BACHINSKI

-  very competitive.

- firmly believe he has flipped a table at least once during uno or monopoly.

- this man needs a screen time limit. (real)

- ^ i hc that ocean has started a petition to set him a screentime limit. it has over 150 signatures.

- i also love the hc of noel or some1 putting caps lock on and then the choir gc gets a text looking something like this:
mischa: GUYS HOW THE SKIBIDI DO I TURN OFF THE BIG LETTERS⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

- i firmly believe he spends his whole day texting and watching YouTube shorts.

- he watched heathers with noel, but during seventeen he was convinced the lyrics were wrong because he knows the brainrot version.

- yk how i said ocean was that one girl who says she did shit with 97/100 on a test but says the person who got 4/100 did amazing. the person who got 4 was mischa.

- firmly believe they call him mischa mooshka mickey mouse or wtv it is just to piss him off

- definitely has ocean saved on his phone as either 'annoying ginger bitch', 'ed sheeran', or 'ginger ninja'. (OR ORPHAN A-HOLE.)

- absolute legend at computer science.

- he thinks the rickroll is the funniest thing ever, unless someone does it to him. and the get krissed trend 🤗🤗

-^ he defo has ricky saved as 'rickroll' or 'rick astley'.

- ok this one isn't mine and again idk who's it is and its super sad but i fw the one that's like 'he wasn't stealing wine he was stealing his mums medicine but told everyone it was wine because of his gangsta persona' (yes ik his mum lives in ukraine and he doesn't but i do not give a flying fuck.) honestly i need to learn who wrote what before putting it in here but this is so cute.

- in talia when it goes from 'taliaaaa taliaaaaa taliaaaaa' to 'I wanna get with you baby' its supposed to symbolise the '2 ukrainian emotions', rage and passion (not mine)

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A/N- WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE ORPHAN A-HOLD JOKE BECAUSE OCEAN MISSED OUT ON THE BIGGEST UNO REVERSE MOMENT BRO.

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- spends more time in iso than in lessons.

- the only lesson he hasnt skived is choir.

- noel is trying to turn mischa into a theatre kid, and thinks mischa doesnt know but he definitely does, and he's going along with it.

- i feel like if the choir went for a peaceful walk by a lake, mischa would either push someone in, or jump in himself, or both, 'for the plot.'

- he is learning text abbreviations so noel and ricky teach him stuff like 'kys' and 'ffs' to piss off ocean 😹

- constance downloaded snapchat for him so he could muck around with the filters and he got a snap score of 100,000+ in a week. (screentime reveal?)

- I SAW THIS THING ON TIKTOK LIKE 'when ocean doesn't like her food she gives it to constance, who gives it to penny, who gives it to ricky, who gives it to noel, who gives it to mischa' AND I FIND IT SO FUNNY.

- sleeps with socks on.

- would 100% get kicked out of a kahoot name for having his name as something stupid like 'gabe utsex' and in blooket he 100% has a hit list of people who took his gold.

- always comes second to last.

- for his birthday, the choir taught him about 4G so he doesn't need wifi up in this bitch to continue watching youtube shorts.

- has over 100 YouTube subscribers, but he doesn't know its all the choir making loads of different accounts... 😔😔

- he's broke because all of his money is in oceans swear jar...

- i hc one time a teacher said they could make a slideshow about anything and he did autotune.

- uses emojis like '🔥🥴⁉️‼️🗣️😔'

- firmly believe he doesn't sing in choir, he just mouths the words. me in music vibes  😘😘

- him and ricky are like siblings, him being the oldest and ricky being the youngest.

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MISCHAS BORTHDAY UPDATE 🤍

- the choir made him a carrot cake (carrot ocean saga Irl_Nichole09 )

- for all birthdays, they sing the new birthday song

- for his birthday they went to mcdonalds (this won't make sense right now but it will soon (check chatfic 4 when its out))

- the choir got mischa the most random crap, but the memorable thing was that ocean made him a carrot mischa to match her carrot ocean (Irl_Nichole09 im on a roll today)

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guys I promise I think of most of these lmao the amount of times ive written 'not mine' recently is insane...

also look at this shit bro

that's all for now, until next time 🤍🤍
stay madwickedawesome🤍

WORD COUNT: 850
RELEASE DATE: 17 AUGUST
UPDATE: 18 AUGUST
NEXT CHAPTER: jane headcanons 🤍
RELEASE DATE:  18 AUGUST