get ready for a mega yap.
-9999999 aura.
however bonus quotes as a sorry for said yap and a nischa chapter and a perfectdolls chapter after this chapter??
+infinite aura.
another incorrect quotes 🙃 i have absolutely no ideas. i am actually begging leave ideas. please please please. (sabrina reference 😎😎)
also sorry for all the incorrect quotes but they are quicker and longer, and im spamming chapters so that i can calm down the amount im writing when the holidays are over 🤍
howeverrrrrrr...
nischa incorrect quotes ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
sorry for any repeats or any OOC
let's fricking goooo (ocean core 🤍)
DEBATE: best cut song 🤍
- a world inside
- be safe, be good (for rachel)
- fall fair suite
- waiting for the drop 😍😍
- tragic fact
- u-r-a-n-i-u-m
- fall fair suite chicago version
lmk if i missed any x
P.S. please leave a comment under the debated because still only about 10% of you guys reading this are commenting 🤍
anyway sorry for yapping let's gooo
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Noel: It's dark in here
Mischa: Don't worry dude I got this
Mischa: *Stomps their feet*
Mischa: *Sketchers light up*
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Mischa: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Noel: I think you mean cards.
Mischa, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Noel: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Mischa: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Mischa: You love me, right, Noel?
Noel: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
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Mischa: Can you keep a secret?
Noel: Do you know anything about my life?
Mischa: Good point.
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Mischa: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Noel: Really? Name one law
Mischa: Don't kill people?
Noel: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Noel: Violence isn't the answer.
Mischa: You're right.
Noel: *sighs in relief*
Mischa: Violence is the question.
Noel: What?
Mischa, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Noel, running after them: NO-
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Noel: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Mischa: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Noel: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Mischa: *chugs entire bottle*
Mischa: It's perfume.
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Mischa: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Noel: What did you do?!
Mischa: NOBODY DIED!
Noel: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Mischa: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Noel: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Mischa: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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Noel: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Mischa: Fake?
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Mischa: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Noel: Neither.
Noel: Because it's twelve.
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Noel: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Mischa: Never seen one.
Noel: Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real.
Mischa: What can't I see?
Noel: You can't see gravity. That's real.
Mischa: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Noel: Fuck.
Ok i thought this one was funny just because of how ironic it is.
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Mischa: I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free.
Noel: That's called night robbery.
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Mischa: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Noel: What the hell do you do?
Mischa: I die? What kinda question...
😍😍
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Noel: What? I'm not aggressive!
Mischa: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Noel: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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Mischa: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Noel: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
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Mischa: Are you still gay?
Noel: Yeah, my contract actually just got extended.
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Mischa: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Noel: Wow. They sound stupid.
Mischa: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Noel: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Mischa: I guess you're right. Hey Noel, I love you.
Noel: See! Just say that!
Mischa: Holy fucking shit.
Noel: If that flies over their head then, sorry Mischa, but they're too dumb for you.
Mischa: Noel.
Noel in denial part 1938
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i think im going to drive myself insane writing this
it is 11:45pm. i have to study for a language test and an english test. but nope. writing this instead 😍
and i re organised my rtc folder, and i made the characters in the sims 4
im so productive
prayers for the tests!! sorry for the yap 🤍🤍
stay madwickedawesome 🤍
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RELEASE DATE: 26 september
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