☆ RTC & HEATHERS ☆

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HELLOHELLOHELLO!! im super duper excited for my first ever heathers chapter!! aaaaahhhh

but don't worry, this doesn't mean im going to stop with the rtc chapters, if you haven't already read the announcement chapter 😘

the chapter format will stay the same for both, but obvs different characters x

anyway trying not to yap too much but im trying to explain it properly so it's not too confusing 😍😍 but as per usual sorry for any out of character x

DEBATE: best scrapped/ added song (blue, youre welcome, never shut up again)

i love chansaw 😍😍

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Chandler: Shit.
Veronica: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
MacNamara: OH MY GOD DUKE FELL OFF!!!

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MacNamara: Veronica isn't answering their phone
Chandler: I'll call
MacNamara: Duke and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Veronica: Hello?

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Chandler: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Veronica: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
MacNamara: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Duke: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Chandler: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

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Chandler: *Screams*
Veronica: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
MacNamara: Should we do something?
Duke: No, I want to see who wins.

(It was Veronica)
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Chandler, about Veronica: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Duke: Are we stealing them?
MacNamara: New or used?
Chandler: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Veronica: You know those things will kill you, right?
Chandler, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Duke, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
MacNamara: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Chandler: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Duke: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
MacNamara: Smad.

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Veronica: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
MacNamara: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Duke: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
MacNamara: Good thinking.

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Chandler, to MacNamara: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
MacNamara, motioning to themself and Duke: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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MacNamara: Chandler and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Duke: *Sighing* What did Chandler do?
MacNamara: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Chandler: Who wants a steering wheel?

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if the chapter has a 🤍 it's rtc, if it has a 🥤 it's heathers!! I know i said that already but yeah 👍

i can't spell veronica. i keep putting vernonica. save me. anyway opinions on this chapter??

WORD COUNT: 517
RELEASE DATE: 08 october
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RELEASE DATE: 11 october