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incorrect quotes 4 🤍

gonna be honest, the last chapter took so long so instead im doing another incorrect quotes because they are a bit easier... 🙃🙃

also i literally have 0 motivation because
A- i have no ideasssss
B- i have to study for a german test 😔
C- i just re downloaded the sims 😎😎

anyways let's goooo, and again sorry for any repeats but im running out!! also sorry for any that seem out of character 😔

DEBATE: favourite prop!

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A/N: omg this first one is my favourite thing ever.

Penny: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Ocean: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Penny: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Noel: Actually I did the math, Ocean would have $225, not $0.15.
Ocean: I'm right here....
Mischa: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Penny: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Mischa: Sorry I only have a dollar
Penny: :(
Noel: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Ocean would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Mischa: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Noel: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Connie: Yeah and he wants a soda and apply juice
Noel: Apply juice to what
Ricky: Directly to the forehead
Ocean: Great chat everyone

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Penny: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Penny: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Ocean: Okay, but what is updog?
Noel: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Mischa: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Connie: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Ricky: Surely, that's Uppsala, whereas updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Penny: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Mischa: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Noel: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Ocean: What's a henway??
Penny: Oh, about five pounds.

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Penny: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Ocean: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Connie: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Mischa: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Ocean: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Connie: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Mischa: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Noel, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Penny: What's something you guys are better than Ocean at?
Noel: Mario Kart.
Mischa: Yeah, video games.
Connie: Emotional vulnerability.

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Penny: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Ocean: Have everyone stand.
Connie: Bring three more chairs!
Mischa: The most important ones can sit down.
Noel: Kill three.
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Penny: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Mischa will and will not eat.
Ocean: Grass? Yes!
Penny: Moss? Yes!!
Ocean: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Penny: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ocean: Worms? Sometimes!
Penny: Rocks? Usually nah.
Ocean: Twigs? Usually!
Penny: Ocean's cooking? Inconclusive!
Connie: How did you... test this?
Penny: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
Connie: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Noel: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Penny: Nothing in life is free.
Connie: Love is free!
Noel: Adventure is free.
Ocean: Knowledge is free.
Mischa: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Penny: Bye Ocean! Bye Noel! Bye Connie! Bye Mischa! Bye Ocean!
Noel: You said 'bye Ocean' twice.
Penny: I like Ocean.

(A/N: perfectdolls babyyyy)

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Penny: Good morning.
Ocean: Good morning.
Noel: Good morning.
Connie: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Mischa: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Ocean: I'm an idiot.
Penny:
Noel:
Connie:
Mischa:
Ocean:
Penny: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Ocean: I think we're missing something.
Connie: Teamwork?
Noel: Cohesion?
Ricky: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Ricky: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Ocean: I don't know how to do that.
Noel: I don't wear a watch.
Penny: Time is a construct.

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one. hour. later.

anyway i made 2 chapters todayyy, LETS FUCKING GOOOO
I love incorrect quotes sm.

actual writing chapters < chatfics < headcanons < incorrect quotes

anyways, super long chapter!! ahhh
so im gonna go play sims now, byeeeee xx

stay madwickedawesome 🤍

WORD COUNT: 819
RELEASE DATE: september 19
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