☆ RTC & HEATHERS ☆

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hey hey!

so i just sort of feel like doing a small surprise chapter 😍😍

in case you couldn't guess from the title, this chapter is

SIX!

just because I feel like it 🤗🤗

and also this doesn't mean im adding it to the book like with heathers, but this also is probably not the last time im going to post a six chapter 🩷🩷

DEBATE: favourite cast 👑

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CHARACTER REFERENCE: (who im basing them off of x)

catherine of aragon/ aragon: nicole

anne boleyn/ anne: thao

jane seymour/ jane: erin

anna of cleves/ anna: monique-ashe

katherine howard/ howie: hannah 🩷

katherine parr/ parr: aoife

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aragon: We need to distract these guys
parr: Leave it to me
parr: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
boleyn, cleves, and howard : *Immediately begin arguing*
seymour, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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aragon: How many kids do you have?
seymour: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

(Seymour is the mother of the group)

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howard: Here's some advice
boleyn: I didn't ask for any
howard: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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howard: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
boleyn: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
howard, desperately, as boleyn bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
boleyn: Oh! B positive.
howard: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
boleyn:

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cleves : Rules are made to be broken.
aragon: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
boleyn: Uh, piñatas.
howard: Glow sticks.
seymour: Karate boards.
parr: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
cleves : Rules.
aragon:

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aragon : Time for plan G.
parr: Don't you mean plan B?
aragon : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
boleyn: What about plan D?
aragon : Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
howard: What about plan E?
aragon : I'm hoping not to use it. seymour dies in plan E.
cleves: I like plan E.

(divorced, beheaded, DIED)
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aragon : *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
boleyn: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
aragon : If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
parr: Actually I did the math, parr would have $225, not $0.15.
boleyn: Fam I'm right here....
cleves: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
howard : while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
cleves: Sorry I only have a dollar
howard : :(
parr: Hey I just realized my friend is right, boleyn would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
howard: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
parr: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
seymour: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
cleves: Apply juice to what
howard: Directly to the forehead
parr: Great chat everyone

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yay! six! not the last time i am doing six, but the last time for a while ;) also i got bored and now have red streaks in my hair 😍😍

stay madwickedawesome 🤍

WORD COUNT: 572
RELEASE DATE: november 12
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