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headcanons 5- jane/penny 🤍

hey guys im backkkk
this is gonna be a long one, she is my fav characterrrrr!! (if you call me basic for this, Fornication Under Consent of the King off 🤍)
also debate: Spacedolls or Perfectdolls?

gonna end up calling her jenny atleast once 😔😔 anyways enjoy 🤍

so im posting this a day early for mischas birthday because i do not have the motivation to be bothered to write a whole new chapter, however at the bottom of mischas chapter there is now a section about his birthday/ borfday x

so this also changes my whole writing schedule, so the next chapter after this is out on the 20th, then 22nd etc x

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PENNY LAMB / JANE DOE

- has a little brother called ezra (is this even hc at this point??)

- penny is a human calculator. Can't do algebra to save her life though (me too girl, me too.)

- noel taught her 'girl math' and now she says it all the time but she doesn't fully understand it. 'I just spend 20p on two ketchups! Girl math'
'I have 6 pepperonis on my pizza. Girl math'

- just dance legend. you walk into her room and she's doing fucking timber.

- okok this is like my favourite thing ever, she would be so good at hide and seek. like this girl will be hiding in the fucking floorboards. One time they were looking for her for four hours and they called her and she informed them she had crossed county borders.

- has a pet snail she found on the ground one time. it now has the cage the size of a table.

- has a stick collection.

- ok creds to ChilieandNoodles for this one but i love the trampoline park idea where she always hangs out in the like ball pit area. i feel like that is literally just such a jane thing to do.

-obsessed with kites.

- accidentally burns herself on a regular basis (yes this is based on tnbs when constance has to blow out her candle so she doesn't burn herself).

- one time the group went camping and they just heard penny go 'oh a dog' and the group looks up to see a whole ass bear. (me coded)

- her wardrobe is just antique dolls. she doesn't keep her clothes there. her clothes are somewhere really random, like in the fridge or the pantry.

-so penny/janes head was a dolls head in the afterlife, right? and so when she was saying 'do you want to brush my dollys hair?' its because she wants someone to brush her hairrrr 💕💕

- doesn't understand that in kahoot the answers are on the teachers screen not hers so she always presses the square and comes last 🤓🤓.

- always feeds the ducks at a park. she will bring about seventy-two loaves of bread.

- not my hc but her and ricky have a Minecraft world together and jane locked herself in her room for four days when ricky killed her dog.

- her favourite food is jammie dodgers. don't question it.

- she loves insects. don't question it.

- definitely has an ant farm that she lost. would make an amazing conversation though.
ocean: 'penny i thought you used to have an ant farm?'
penny: 'yeah'
ocean: 'where did it go?'
penny: *shrugs*
ocean: 'what is that crawling up my leg'

- randomly knows asl. like she didn't do it for ricky or anything she just knows it.

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GUYS LOOK AT THIS THING I FOUND
IM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THIS...

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guys it took me like a whole ass 24 hours to realise in chat fics penny was called coin because a penny is a coin? (say that 5 times fast)

guys i learnt to spell headcanons!! except now i have to edit all the unreleased chapters so 😗😗

ok also this is now my biggest flex but i learnt to play Karnaks Dream Of Life on the piano 🤭🤭 (ive never played piano before and i used garage band but omgggg)

anyways that's it for nowww
stay madwickedawesome 🤍

WORD COUNT: 658
RELEASE DATE: AUGUST 18
NEXT CHAPTER: RICKY HEADCANONS
RELEASE DATE: AUGUST 20