☆ RTC & HEATHERS ☆

incorrect quotes 5 🤍

i am so tired and i told myself no more chapters today, but i read some other fanfics, and that's given me too much inspiration. save me.

anyways at least i have something to do now!! let's goooo

DEBATE: favourite short song! 🤍
^ karnaks dream of life, karnaks theme, every story has a lesson, the new birthday song x

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Ocean: What do you think Penny will do for a distraction?
Noel: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Noel: ... or she could do that.

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*The group is getting into the car*
Penny: I'm driving.
Mischa, out of view: Shotgun!
Noel, turning to face Mischa: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Ricky, Noel, Connie, Penny and Ocean: WOAH-
Mischa, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Connie: Ocean, keep an eye on Noel today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Ocean: Sure, I'd love to see Noel get punched.
Penny: Try again.
Connie, sighing: I will stop Noel from getting punched.

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Mischa, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Ocean, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Connie: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Mischa: playing systemic oppression

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Mischa: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Ricky: The car takes a screenshot.
Connie: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Mischa: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Ricky: Alright.
Mischa: TraitorSayWhat?
Noel: Excuse me?
Mischa: What?
Ocean:
Connie:
Mischa: No wait-

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Noel: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Ricky: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Noel: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Penny: edible

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Mischa: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Ocean: How am I supposed to know?
Connie: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Ocean: *sighs*
Ocean: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Noel: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Penny?
Penny: ... No.
Connie: I do!
Mischa: I know, Connie.
Connie: I'm sad!
Mischa: I know, Connie.

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Penny: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Noel: You people already know too much about me.
Ricky: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

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Penny: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Noel: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Mischa isn't

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Connie: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Noel: I'm a knife.
Mischa, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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Penny: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Noel: Put spaghetti in it.
Penny: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Ricky: Put spaghetti in it.
Penny: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Mischa: Put spaghetti in it.
Penny: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Penny: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Noel: Is it me, Penny?
Penny: No, it's not you.
Ocean: Is it me, Penny?
Penny: It's not you either.
Mischa: Is it me, Penny?
Penny:
Penny, mockingly: Is IT mE Penny?

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i am addicted to chatfics.

and the sims.

and watching ride the cyclone on a loop, because i have nothing better to do.

ANYWAYS
that's all for now, until next time!!

stay madwickedawesome 🤍

WORD COUNT: 689
RELEASE DATE: september 23
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