☆ RTC & HEATHERS ☆

incorrect quotes 3 🥤

aiming for a longer one 😍😍

p.s has anyone heard of bugsy malone the musical?? (im ensemble in my school production 💔💔 i got robbed) (the drama teachers daughter got ensemble, dance team, flapper girl and tallulahs friend. she fell over in the dance part of the audition)

anyway let's go heathers 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 (sorry for any out of character)

DEBATE: best ditched ending 🤍

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Chandler, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Veronica: Hey.
Duke: Hi.
MacNamara: Hello.
JD: Hey!
Chandler: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Martha: We were out of Doritos.

pov jd in dgw

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Chandler: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Veronica: ...I did. I broke it.
Chandler: No. No you didn't. Duke?
Duke: Don't look at me. Look at MacNamara.
MacNamara: What?! I didn't break it.
Duke: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
MacNamara: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Duke: Suspicious.
MacNamara: No, it's not!
Martha: If it matters, probably not, but JD was the last one to use it.
JD: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Martha: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
JD: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Martha!
Veronica: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Chandler.
Chandler: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Martha: Chandler... Duke's been awfully quiet.
Duke: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Chandler, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Chandler: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Chandler:
Chandler: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

(big fun reference?)
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JD: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Duke: 'Prettiest Smile'
Veronica: 'Nicest Personality'
Chandler: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
MacNamara: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Veronica: Why are you on the floor?
Chandler: I'm depressed.
Chandler: Also I was stabbed, can you get MacNamara, please.

(Was supposed to be a heathers (as in C D M) here but i edited it because yeah.)
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Duke: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Chandler: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
MacNamara: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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MacNamara: If you had to choose between Duke and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Chandler: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Duke: Chandler!
MacNamara: 63 cents.
Chandler: I'll take the money.
Duke: CHANDLER!!!

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Duke: I told MacNamara their ears flush when they lie.
Chandler: Why?
Duke: Look.
Duke: Hey MacNamara! Do you love us?
MacNamara, covering their ears: No.
Chandler:

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Duke: Thanks!
MacNamara: oh no
Veronica: *cries* I love you too
Chandler: Sounds fake but okay
Martha: *A flustered mess*
JD: can i get a refund (unless it's veronica)

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Duke: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
MacNamara: Okay, but what is updog?
Chandler: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Veronica: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
JD: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Martha: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Duke: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Veronica: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Chandler: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
MacNamara: What's a henway??
Duke: Oh, about five pounds.

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bit of a longer one today 😍😍

stay madwickedawesome 🤍

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