☆ RTC & HEATHERS ☆

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Here we go again... ;)

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FOR REFERENCE SINCE WRITING THIS I DISCOVERED I SPELT MCNAMARA WRONG IM NOT EDITING IT.
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JD: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Veronica: Rude.
Duke: That's fair.
Chandler: Not again.
MacNamara: Are you going to want this back?

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Chandler: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Veronica: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
MacNamara: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Duke: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Veronica: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Chandler: Nothing in life is free.
Martha: Love is free!
Duke: Adventure is free.
Veronica: Knowledge is free.
JD: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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MacNamara: Bye Duke! Bye Chandler! Bye Veronica! Bye JD! Bye Duke!
Veronica: You said 'bye Duke' twice.
MacNamara: I like Duke.

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JD, banging on the door: Veronica! Open up!
Veronica: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
MacNamara: No, he meant-
Duke: Let them finish.

proud of myself for this one ;)
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Veronica: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Chandler: What if it bites me and it dies!?
MacNamara: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Chandler, learn to listen.
Duke: What if it bites itself and I die?
JD: That's voodoo.
Martha: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Veronica: That's correlation, not causation.
JD: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Chandler: That's kinky.
Veronica: Oh my God.

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Chandler: Just be yourself.
Duke: 'Be myself'? Chandler, I have one day to win MacNamara over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
JD: Six months.
Veronica: Jury's still out.
Duke: See, Chandler?
Duke: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Chandler: Rules are made to be broken.
Martha: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
MacNamara: Uh, piñatas.
Duke: Glow sticks.
JD: Karate boards.
Veronica: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Chandler: Rules.
Veronica:

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MacNamara, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Veronica: Hey.
Chandler: Hi.
Duke: Hello.
JD: Hey!
MacNamara: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Martha: We were out of Doritos.

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Chandler: Croissants: dropped
Veronica: Road: works ahead
MacNamara: BBQ sauce: on my titties
JD: Shavacado: fre
Chandler: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Duke:
Duke, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Chandler: I CAN'T DO IT!
Veronica, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Chandler: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
MacNamara: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Chandler:
Chandler: I appreciate it,
Chandler: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Duke: Chandler-
Chandler: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Martha: Chandler we gotta-
Chandler: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Chandler: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Chandler, motioning to JD: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Chandler: I just ended a four year relationship.
MacNamara: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Chandler: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Kurt and Ram fighting from across the room*

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Chandler: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Veronica: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
MacNamara: I got distracted about halfway through.
Duke: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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