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PERFECTDOLLS TIME BABYYYY
aahahahahahahah they are my children frfr
sorry for any repeats, I just chose ones that apply to them x

in case you couldn't tell, perfectdolls is my favourite ship. LETS GOOO

also, I can't believe this book has been up for a month!! time flies 🤍🤍

DEBATE: favourite bit of choreo in the show 🤍

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Noel: Ocean isn't answering their phone
Penny: I'll call
Noel: Mischa, Connie, Ricky and I have all tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Ocean: Hello?

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Ocean: Penny... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Penny: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Ocean:
Ocean: I wrote sanitize, Penny.

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Penny: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Ocean: What did you do?
Penny: Nobody died.
Ocean: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Penny: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Ocean: How can you still say that?
Penny: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Penny: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Ocean: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Ocean: What the freak is wrong with you?!
Penny: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Ocean: Good morning. What the freak is wrong with you?!

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Penny: So that's my plan.
Ocean: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Penny: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Ocean: It freaking sucks.
Penny: That's not constructive criticism.

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Penny: God, give me patience.
Ocean: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Penny: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.

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Penny: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Ocean: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Penny: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Ocean: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Penny: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Ocean: Top 30 reasons why Ocean is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Penny: Top 30 deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Ocean: You're right.
Penny: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Penny: What is your biggest weakness?
Ocean: I can be uncooperative.
Penny: Okay, can you give me an example?
Ocean: No.

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Penny: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Ocean: You're like 17 years old
Penny: I MIGHT DIE AT 34!

(bit earlier than that actually bbg🤓)

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MY LIFES ONE NEEEEVERRR ENDING CARNIVALLL A WHIRL OF BOOZY FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHTS‼️‼️

why does no one talk about how hard it is to get rtc merch. wtf.

also does anyone know where u can get the st cassian uniform I want to be jane for Halloween 😔 (yes im aware it's September but oh well)

stay madwickedawesome 🤍

WORD COUNT: 538
RELEASE DATE: SEPTEMBER 10
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