☆ RTC & HEATHERS ☆

incorrect quotes 2 🥤

guys im not gonna lie, i don't think i have the mental stability to do rtc content, but i will try to do one soon but heathers is taking priority as i have the willpower for that so im spamming chapters 💪🏻💪🏻

p.s while i am writing this i really need advice on chatfic users for them but i can't ask without spoiling the surprise currently... 🫣 anyway we push through... let's gooooo

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Chandler: While I'm gone, MacNamara, you're in charge.
MacNamara: Yes!!!
Chandler, whispering: Duke, you're secretly in charge.
Duke: Obviously.

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Chandler: Hey MacNamara,
MacNamara: Yes?
Chandler: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
MacNamara:
MacNamara: Where's Duke?

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Duke: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
MacNamara: The cow???
Duke: What?
Chandler: MacNamara, W H Y?

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'Can I copy the homework?'
Martha: I can help you with it!
MacNamara: Yeah, sure.
Chandler: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Duke: lol nope.
Veronica: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
JD: *Read 5:55pm*

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Chandler: We need to distract these guys
Veronica: Leave it to me
Veronica: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Duke, MacNamara, and JD: *Immediately begin arguing*
Chandler, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

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Veronica, trying to convince JD to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Chandler: And loud!
Duke: And grumpy!
MacNamara: And oblivious to reality!
JD:

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Duke: What's something you guys are better than JD at?
MacNamara: Mario Kart.
Chandler: Yeah, video games.
Veronica: Emotional vulnerability.

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Duke: Favorite horror movie?
Veronica: It
Chandler: Saw
MacNamara: Annabelle
JD: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

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Duke: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Veronica: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Duke: Three of us saw it, Veronica. How do you explain that?
Veronica: *points at Chandler* Sleep deprivation. *points at MacNamara* Paranoia. *points at JD* Delusional personality disorder.

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Chandler: Bye Veronica! Bye Duke! Bye MacNamara! Bye JD! Bye Veronica!
Duke: You said 'bye Veronica' twice.
Chandler: I like Veronica.

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Duke: Anyone d-
Veronica: Depressed?
Chandler: Drained?
MacNamara: Dumb?
JD: Disliked?
Duke: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Duke: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what MacNamara will and will not eat.
Veronica: Grass? Yes!
Duke: Moss? Yes!!
Veronica: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Duke: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Veronica: Worms? Sometimes!
Duke: Rocks? Usually nah.
Veronica: Twigs? Usually!
Duke: JD's cooking? Inconclusive!
Chandler: How did you... test this?
Duke: You just hand her stuff and say 'eat this' and if she eats it, she eats it.
Chandler: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
JD: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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i did 2 chapters todayyy 🥳🥳 i have absolutely no inspo but if i don't do it now i won't do it

anyway until next timeeee

stay madwickedawesome 🤍

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RELEASE DATE: october 11
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