little break from headcanons as it is taking too long to write and I have so many exams 😔😔
it took me a week to write heather chandler headcanons 💔 and I only have 4 drafts atm... 😕
DEBATE: worst song 🥤
as always, sorry for any out of character (OOC) or repeats 😔 atp idk if I wrote it for cyclone or heathers so you're gonna have to live with it
FOR REFERENCE SINCE WRITING THIS I DISCOVERED I SPELT MCNAMARA WRONG IM NOT EDITING IT.
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Veronica: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Duke: Tubular AF!
MacNamara: Mood to the max!
Chandler, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
JD, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
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Chandler: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
JD: Only if you also don't ask why
JD: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Chandler:
JD:
Chandler: This one is fine
*NOT A SHIP BUT I THOUGHT THEY FITTED IT BEST!!*
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JD: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Veronica: Isn't that just killing people?
JD: Ah, technicality.
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Veronica: I was arrested for being too cool.
Duke: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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MacNamara: Hewwo.
Veronica: Hihiiiiii!
JD: Greetings, Humans.
Chandler: Three kinds of people.
Duke: I want pudding.
Martha: Four kinds of people.
Ram: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Kurt: Five kinds of people.
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MacNamara: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Duke: Alright, what's 30x17?
MacNamara: 47
Duke: That's not even close.
MacNamara: But it was fast.
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Chandler: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Veronica: Heather, that's a coma.
Chandler: Sounds festive.
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Veronica: Do you take constructive criticism?
Chandler: I only take cash or credit.
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Veronica: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Chandler: Go the fuck to sleep
Veronica: What gif I don't want to?
Chandler: Fuck You
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Veronica: Go to Hell
Chandler, tearing up: I wish I could
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Veronica: Am I going too far?
Chandler: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
pov: veronica after our love is god
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Veronica: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Chandler: What did you do?
Veronica: Nobody died.
Chandler: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
(a good one)
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Veronica, tending to Chandler's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Chandler: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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YAY NEW CHAPTER!! and next one in 2 days!!
CLARIFICATION: it's one on the 31st, then one on the 3rd, not 31st, 1st, 4th
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WORD COUNT: 447
RELEASE DATE: october 29
NEXT CHAPTER: bonus!! halloween 🎃 👻
RELEASE DATE: october 31
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