after the first one ended up so long, im gonna make this a bit shorter, but let's go x
DEBATE: favourite catchphrase 🤍
(Democracy Rocks, Jane's Lion, Noel's Laptop etc)
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Noel: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Ocean: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FREAKING STAIRS.
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Penny, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Ocean, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Noel, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Connie, trembling: What are we playing
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Connie: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Connie and Ocean, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Noel: Our turn, Penny and Mischa! One, two, three- vanilla!
Penny and Mischa, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Penny: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Ocean: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Noel: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Mischa: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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Penny: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Noel: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Penny: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING OCEAN WITH ME
Ricky, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Penny: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Mischa: Not if they consent to it.
Noel: Depends who you're stabbing.
Connie: YES?!?
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Penny: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Ocean: Alright.
Penny: TraitorSayWhat?
Noel: Excuse me?
Penny: What?
Ocean:
Penny:
Penny: No wait-
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Mischa: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Connie: If?
Noel: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Ricky: I know you snuck out last night, Mischa.
Ocean: Play dumb!
Mischa: Who's Mischa?
Ocean: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Penny: We need to get through this locked door. Connie, give me your credit card.
Connie: Here.
Penny, pocketing it: Thanks. Ocean, kick down the door.
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Noel: I told Mischa his ears flush when they lie.
Ocean: Why?
Noel: Look.
Noel: Hey Mischa! Do you love us?
Mischa, covering their ears: No.
Ocean:
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*Penny and Noel sitting in jail together*
Noel: So who should we call?
Penny: I'd call Ocean, but I feel safer in jail
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Connie: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Ricky: The cow???
Connie: What?
Penny: Ricky, W H Y?
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Connie: Mischa and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Penny: *Sighing* What did Mischa do?
Connie: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Mischa: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Noel: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million pounds?
Ocean: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Penny: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Ocean: Good thinking.
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i love these sm, but im more excited for the next one 😉😉 anyway sorry for the late update i am already getting homework 💔💔
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RELEASE DATE: SEPTEMBER 7
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