PJO & HoO Headcanons

Percy, The Plumber

The bathroom sinks in the Athena cabin were clogged from the Stoll's last prank, "Seriously Stolls?! Bubblegum in the sinks AND toilets?! And you just HAD to shove my socks in there too... MY socks,... ALL of them!?" Annabeth mumbled to herself as she watched Percy try to fix the toilets.

"Seaweed Brain, you and I both know you have no idea what you're doing..."

"Well then Wise Girl why'd you ask me you help then?"

"Percy, I asked you to help... I just need you to keep the water from pouring out while pull the bubblegum and socks out... my socks..."

"Fine..." he said reluctantly, pushing all the water back down the pipes until Annabeth pulled all the stuff out.

"Thank you" she said smiling. She kissed him on the cheek and got to work.

"Why do I always have to sit back and watch...?" he mumbled to himself.

"Okay, I got it. You can stop now."

But he wasn't paying attention, he was lost in thought, "How were the Stolls able to steal Annabeth's socks, and where did they get all that bubblegum... is it blue bubblegum...? Maybe they got it from my mom, does she still get discounts there? Is Annabeth done yet? Did the Stolls use all her socks? Man, they're gonna get it from her. How did they get in the cabin without anyone noticing?"

"PERCY!!!! STOP!" Annabeth had to shake him.

"AH! Sorry!"

"NO PERCY WAI-"

Too late, he held the water down for too long and the pressure started building up. Annabeth was gonna tell Percy to stop slowly, but she should've know better. Every single toilet exploded and Percy, not understanding why, just stood there watching the toilets then the sinks one by one explode in his girlfriend's face and watch as the bathroom flooded and carried her all the way out of the cabin.

Then it hit him! Literally. He ran outside and helped Annabeth up only to get smacked upside the head and fall into toilet water.

"AGH! SEAWEED BRAIN!!!!" she stood and everyone could see she was drenched in toilet and sink water as well as had chunks of colorful chewed up pieces of gum stuck in her hair and a soggy sock dangling over her forehead.

"Ahhhh... hehe... Just like old times huh... ehhh... at least the bathrooms are right next to the door... hehe..."

"PERCEUS JACKSON!!!"

"Uh-oh..." and he ran away from there like all of Tartarus were after him, which he thought would make a close second next to an angry Annabeth, especially in that angry Annabeth was his girlfriend.

*NOTE* ok, so i tried to make this one funny... yeeaaahh.. idk, if you think it's funny great! But i think i'm waaay better at trying to get you in the feels... yeah, i'm good with the feels.