PJO & HoO Headcanons

Slumber Party!

     Okay, just imagine this happening on the Argo 2...

Piper: Hey, Hazel, have you ever been to a slumber party?

Hazel:... Uh.. What's a slumber party..?

Leo: DID I HEAR THAT CORRECTLY?!?!?

Percy: JASON! LEO! QUICK! SLEEPING BAGS NOW! PIPER! ANNABETH! PREP THE PILLOWS! I GOT THE SNACKS!! GO! GO!! GOOO!!!

Jason: Operation slumber party is a GO!

Leo: NOW! GO GO GO!!! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!

     And Frank is just there like, "Uh guys! Don't you think you should explain this to her first?!??!"

Annabeth: I got the pillows! PIPER! WE NEED MORE!

Piper: MOVIE!! WHERE ARE THE MOVIES?!?!?

Percy: I GOT THE POPCORN!!

     And Hazel is just really shocked at how fast everyone is moving  and kind of getting nervous and starts fanning her face. And now she's being dragged away by Annabeth and Piper.

Hazel: FRANK!! What's going ON?!?!?!

Leo: QUICK EVERYONE IN THEIR PJ'S NOOOWW!! GO!

     And it's the middle of the day...

Frank: What?! But the sun's still up!

Jason: Out of the way Zhang!

Percy: Come on FRANK! Move it or lose it!!

Frank: Wait! Guys! Calm Down!

     Then he sees Hazel tumble out of her room in her pj's...

Hazel: GEEZ! You guys...*gasp* are CRAZY!

Frank: GUYS WAI- AGH! *Falls over* what... WHAT WAS THAT?!

Leo: PILLOW FIIIGHHHHHT!!!!!!!!

     Then Percy shouts and tackles Jason to the ground. Then Frank gets up and is looking around for Hazel when another pillow gets chucked in his face.

Frank: VALDE- AACK!!

Leo: TAKE THAT ZHANG!! HAAAAHAHAHAA!!!

     Then Frank hears Hazel...

Hazel: *laughing* HAHA! PIPER YOU'RE MINE! YAAAH!!

     Frank realizes he should just have fun and picks up a pillow...

Frank: Hehe... Alright Valdez... Come and get it!

Jason: Uh.. Leo..? I would.. RUN!!

Leo: HAAaaa...Oh...AAAAAAH!!!

     And Leo ducks for cover and Frank charges for him. Mean while, Annabeth has got Percy!

Annabeth: HA! I've got you now SEAWEED BRAIN!

Percy: Oh YEAH?! We'll see about tha-AAAH!

     Suddenly a wild Hazel appears and tackles Percy AND Annabeth before they even realize what hit them!

     The most extreme pillow fight in the history of demigods continues for a full ten more minutes! Soon everyone is lying on the ground, totally beat.

Hazel: HA! I WIN! VICTORY IS MINE!!!!

Piper: Holy HADES! *gasp*... are... are you sure this is your first... *gasp*... first pillow fight?!

Leo: SERIOUSLY! I didn't know I could get so many bruises from feather pillows!... GEEZ!

Frank: Next time... *gasp*... next time I'll sit out and just watch...

Percy: NEXT TIME?!?! POSEIDON'S PANTS, HAZEL! NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON MY TEAM!

Annabeth: NO WAY! She's on MY team!

Hazel: I'm on NO one's team!! I dominate ALL OF YOU!!! HAHAHAAA!!

     Then Nico walks in and on impulse, Hazel chucks a pillow in his direction, but soon realizes who it is and tries to hold back, but too late! The pillow had left her hand and nailed him right in the FACE! He fell back and landed in a pile of feathers.

Nico: Hazel, what are you do- AAAAACK!!

Hazel: ...!!! ...oh...no...

     Nico sits up and takes in his surroundings. Everyone laying on the ground, staring at him in piles of feathers and pillows. He sees Hazel standing there with her hand outstretched and frozen from shock and the other hand fanning her face. He picks up the pillow sitting in his lap, stares back and forth between the pillow and Hazel.

Nico: oh...oh.. OH you did NOT just DO THAT...!

     Everyone stares at the two siblings with a look, like, "Oh man... she's dead..."

Hazel: No no! Nico I- OOF! *falls over*

Nico: NO one... beats ME... in a pillow fight... EVER...

Hazel: *smiles up at her brother* oh... IT'S ON!

Nico: *grins* Bring it...

Leo: PERCY! WHERE'S THAT POPCORN!?!!

     All-in-all, it was pretty much the most AMAZING slumber party any of the demigods had ever had, EVER!