PJO & HoO Headcanons

The Babysitter

As each of the Seven got older, they all eventually had children of their own and began their own families. However, like most parents, they never had much time for themselves to go out on date nights and such. So, they of course all called the best babysitter they could possibly think of. Nico. Now, you wouldn't think it, but Nico was a great babysitter. Sure when one of the couples of the Seven got home they'd find the house in a complete wreck and Nico with a couple of cuts/bruises/burns, but he managed to put the baby to bed and get the dishes done.

Nico and Percabeth's child
: Hey, your mommy and daddy said no wa-TER!!! NONONONO NO WATER!!! GET OUT OF THE TUB!!! *house floods* NOOOOOONONONO!! *Percabeth gets home* Hey guys... *Nico is completely soaked* I hope it's okay... He/she wanted to sleep in the tub... Don't worry... I changed his/her diaper first.

Nico and Jasper's child: *Baby plays with tv remote* Oh no, here, give that to- *tv turns on* NOPE! NopenopenopenopeNO! *tv plays Twilight* Come here let's get ready for be- oh.. Okay.. Play with my hair.. Sure, let's do that instead, OH! Okay, where'd you get that lipstick? *Later* WHAT THE!?? *Calls Jason* Hey man! Hope you're having fun! ANYWAYS! Do you know that your kid floats when he/she's asleep?

Nico and Frazel's child: Here kitty, kitty, kitty! I have your milk! Right here, look! Here kitty! *When Frazel gets home* Hey sis! So uh... I'm pretty sure your kid is asleep, but just in case, I saw a spider in the bathroom.

Nico and Caleo's child: STAY AWAY FROM THE STOVE! NONONO! STAHP! Your dad said no hammers until AFTER you finish your veggies! HEY! I SAID NO STOV- *fiery explosion* Fine... *cough* no hammers for you then.. *When Caleo comes home* Leo... Your kid is crazy... Calypso you had a lovely home. *Calypso: Excuse me? Had?* Not my fault. Oh and I washed the dishes for you. *Caleo sees the inside of the house burned and charred* *Leo: Just like me... Haha!*

The only kid that Nico never had a "problem" with was Percy's little sister. She was already 2 years old, but sometimes Percy liked to plan surprise date nights for Sally and Paul. So naturally, Percy called Nico to babysit for his mom last minute because Percy and Annabeth were busy with their own kid.

Nico and Percy's sister: Wow. This is so easy! All you do is crawl around and play with toys! You're not anything like your "cousins", always flooding or burning the house, turning into animals, or trying to put makeup on my face and floating in your sleep!! *Relaxing sigh* You're just normal. *Sally and Paul come home* Welcome back! She was great! No problems at all! *Sally: Oh Nico, I apprecia-* She's boring. *leaves* *Paul: ...Thank.. you..?*