PJO & HoO Headcanons

Q&A

To the seven: What do you dislike your powers?

Frank: Oh, you know, the fact that if I turned into a chicken, Leo would probably cook me alive.

Leo: Pffffft! Not alive. . . Thats gross

Frank: Gee thanks. . .

Leo: No problem! Anyways, for me, it's the fact that my powers are so awesome that it makes everyone else's powers look not so awesome.

Percy: Wow, Leo. I totally feel not awesome when I'm around you. Anyways, With my powers, I can breath underwater, control water, talk to fish and horses, but what I can't do is turn into a mermaid. Like, what's up with that, dad?

Poseidon: Percy. Son. . . Why.

Percy: Because maybe if I was a mermaid, other mermaids would want TO MEET ME! Right Hazel? Frank? Leo?

Hazel, Frank, and Leo: . . .

Percy: Yeah. I thought so!

Annabeth: Seaweed brain, sit. Stay. Good boy. Okay, so with my power-

Leo: What powers?

Annabeth: *glares* Excuse me? I'm . . . I'm a genius! And people don't always take me seriously because I'm a blonde!

Jason: So being a blonde is a bad thing?

Annabeth: Well for me. For you, It just makes sense.

Jason: what is that supposed to mean?!

Annabeth: Well you get hit in the head with enough bricks for it to make sense.

Jason: You know what? Whatever. Anyways, for me, I can't walk around with socks. Because when I try to high five people, I electrocute them half to death. My feet. . . Are always cold.

Leo: You weren't wearing socks when you high fived me earlier, today.

Jason: Yeah, well, you were just being annoying.

Leo: Well then!

Piper: Okay. . . Well for me, sometimes I ask a rhetorical question and I actually get answers. Like, sometimes I'll say, "Do you think I'm stupid?" And I get an answer like "Yeah. I think you are." And I'm just like, "Shut up, Drew! No one asked you!" And she's all like "Actually, you just did!" And I'm all like-

Hazel: Okay, you need to sit down, Pipes. So for me, I don't like how my powers curse people.

Leo: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're still cursed.

Hazel: Well, I don't think I am anymore. I'm just saying. It's one of the things I didn't like.

Leo: So If I used just a little bit of metal that you got from the ground on the Argo II, we all could have DIED?!

Hazel: Could have. But we didn't. . . Right?

Leo: Well I guess you're right except that I DIED! But I came back so we're good.

Nico: What I hate about my powers is that if Leo dies, I will have to deal with him in the underworld until I die. And then I'll be stuck with him in the underworld for eternity.

Leo: Hey, no one asked you, death breath!

Nico: Go fix a toilet, repair boy.

Leo: Ouch.