PJO & HoO Headcanons

Parents

          *If Percy and Annabeth were the parents of the Argo 2 and everyone else were their children*
Frank: AAAHH!! Annabeth! Leo tried to push me off the ship again!!
Leo: NO I DIDN'T!! *runs away*
Hazel: Are we in Rome yet?
Jason: Nico wanna play a game!?! *pokes Nico* Huh! Let's play a game! Let's play mythomagic! Nico?! Come on Nico let's play! *continues poking*
Nico: 😑
Piper: OUCH! ANNABETH!! LEO KEEPS PULLING MY HAIR, MAKE HIM STOOOP!!
Leo: NO I'M NOT! *pulls a feather from Piper's hair*
Piper: HEY!! GIVE IT BACK!
Leo: NOOOO!! *laughs and runs away*
Piper: LEOOOO!!! *chases him around the ship*
Hazel: Are we in Athens yet?
Jason: *still poking Nico* Nico let's play!
Frank: Oooh! I wanna play! Nico can I play too!?
Jason: Yeah Nico! *still poking*
Nico: 😤 STOP POKING ME!!!
Jason: But Nico! *still poking*
Frank: Can I play Nico!
Piper: LEO STOP!
Leo: *ducks behind Percy for protection* ATTACK IT!!! GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEE!!!! *pointing at Piper*
Piper: HEY!!
Percy: Piper... play nice...
Piper: But HE  started it!! ANNABETH!!!
Annabeth: Leo, I will put you in time out.
Leo: NEVERRRRRR!!!! *shoves Percy out of the way and runs past Piper, making her fall*
Piper: LEOOOO!! *chases him*
     *Jason and Frank keep annoying Nico, poking him and asking the same questions over and over again*
Nico: STOP IT! AAAAAAGGGHH!!!! *runs to his room and locks the door*
     *Jason and Frank stare at each other then run to Nico's room*
Jason: Nico come out!
Frank: We want to play!
     *They start banging on his door*
Nico: .....uuuuuuugggggghhhh.....!! *lays on his bed and screams into his pillow*
     *Then he hears a crash,...*
Nico: LEO?!?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!?!?
     *Leo had fallen from the air vent in Nico's room*
Leo: SHHHHHHH!!! I'M HIDING FROM PI-
Piper: *from outside Nico's door* LEO ARE YOU IN THERE?!?!? LET ME IN NOW!!
     *Banging from outside continues as well as a bunch of screaming demigods*
Hazel: *back with Percy and Annabeth* Are we there now?
Percy: Hey, Hazel, why don't you go play with your brother and we'll tell you when we're there.
     *Hazel walks to Nico's room and, along with everyone else, shouts through the door to open up*
Nico: ...kill..me... *groans in his bed with his face in his pillow mumbling*
     *From upstairs, Percy and Annabeth hear the yelling get louder and louder*
Percy: ... Should we... check on the kids...?
Annabeth: *sighs* aaagh.... yeah... okay, let's go...
     *they make their way to Nico's room and can obviously tell that Nico is in a lot of stress...*
Annabeth: HEY! Everyone be quiet!
     *they all silence*
Annabeth: *Knocks on the door gently* Nico... are you okay?
     *From inside his room*
Leo: *sees and hears Nico groaning* SHHHHH!!! I THINK HE'S SLEEPING!!
Percy: LEO?!?! What are you doing in there?!?
Leo: HIDING FROM PIPER!
Piper: HEY!!
Annabeth: SHUSH! ...Nico... hon, you okay...?
Nico: ...mmmeh... Annabeth...?
Annabeth: Yeah?
Nico: ... Percy...?
Percy: Yeah bud, what do you need?
Nico: ...I need you... to kill me... now...