Another one! Here we go! (THANK YOU FOR THE 20K!!!)
Grian: Welp, time to move on to Plan 2.
Joel: Don't you mean Plan B?
Grian: That would insinuate that I only have 26 plans.
Impulse: Why are you two here?
Tango: I'm here to help!
Skizz: I'm here to make things worse!
Cleo: What are you doing there?
Gem, digging through a bag of M&Ms: Pearl really likes the yellow ones, so I'm separating them.
Cleo: That's actually kinda sweet
Gem: Huh? No, I'm mad at Pearl. I'm collecting them so that I can eat the M&Ms in front of them and not give them any.
Cleo:
Cleo: You're a genius. Can I help?
Skizz: *sighs*
Etho: You bored?
Skizz: Yeah.
Etho: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Skizz: Thought you'd never ask!
*Tango is cooking*
Etho : Any chance that’s for me?
Tango: It’s for Impulse. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Skizz: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Martyn, going over Scott's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Scott: Yes
Martyn: Okay...may I know what you create?
Scott: Problems.
Pearl: Scott's first detention, I'm so proud.
Lizzie: Whoa, back up. Why did he get detention?
Cleo: Because he's an idiot.
Gem, terrified: They can do that??
Etho: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Tango: . .
Skizz: . . .
Impulse: . . .
Tango: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Lizzie: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Cleo: ...Your what?
Lizzie: My friends.
Gem: Is she saying “friends”?
Pearl: I think she's being sarcastic.
Scott: No, no, no, this is delirium, she's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Lizzie! All of your friends are in this room.
Lizzie: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
*In a horror movie situation*
Etho: I've got no service in my phone here.
Impulse: Shoot, my battery just died.
Skizz: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Tango: Guys, my phone is a book.
Lizzie: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Pearl: Put spaghetti in it.
Lizzie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Cleo: Put spaghetti in it.
Lizzie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Gem: Put spaghetti in it.
Lizzie: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Ren: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Martyn: I think you mean cards.
Ren, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
Jimmy: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Grian: * turning to Joel* How tall are you?
Martyn: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Jimmy: 'Prettiest Smile'
Mumbo: 'Nicest Personality'
Grian: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Impulse: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Cleo: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Pearl: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Scott: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Gem: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
The Squad: *walking at the mall*
Martyn: Hey, have any of you guys seen Grian? He's been gone for a while..
Mumbo: Eh, nope.
Jimmy: No, I haven't...
Impulse: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Grian: Hey.
Martyn: Ooh, there you are-
Mumbo: What the fu-
Impulse: I- where were you?!
Grian: Walking right behind you guys.
Gem: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Pearl: Only if you also don't ask why.
Pearl: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Gem: ...
Gem, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
Scott: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Martyn : It was me...
Scott: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Scar: I hate the ichor. Especially when it's l-ichor-ish.
Grian: I think it's pronounced li-kr-uhsh.
Scar: That's what the illuminati wants you to think!
Hope you enjoyed! If anyone knows where the last one is from, kudos to you.
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FanfictionJust a collection of oneshots about the Life Series because I have an overactive brain, Yay! I started this on February 12th, 2024. And if anyone reads this, thank you so much! I also might write some GIGS phasmo oneshots (sue me), and my stories ma...
