Life Series Oneshots

Incorrect Quotes 6

THERE ARE SO MANY PARTS. I can't stop-

Jimmy: Joel and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Grian: * Sighing * What did Joel do?
Jimmy: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Joel: Who wants a steering wheel?

Mumbo, driving Skizz and Grian: So how was your day?
Grian: We almost got surprise adopted!
Mumbo: What?
Skizz: We almost got kidnapped.
Mumbo: Oh, okay.
Mumbo: * slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Gem: God, give me patience.
Joel: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Gem: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Lizzie: I'm not doing to well.
Scott: What's wrong?
Lizzie: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Jimmy enters the room*
Lizzie: There it is again.

Etho, in Gem’s window: There you are Gem!
Joel , climbing past Etho: We were locked out!
Gem: This is why I changed my locks.

Mumbo: You disgust me.
Skizz: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

Etho: Any questions?
Tango: Uh, yeah, what the HECK was that?
Etho: Uh, a plan, duh...
Bdubs: Tango, chill, I know it’s weird, but Etho has a point.
Tango:
Tango: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

Mumbo: We have a problem.
Grian: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

Gem, texting Joel : Text me when you’re home safely.
Joel : I’m home dangerously.
Gem: Stop it.
Joel : I’m home lethally.

Jimmy: Joel, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Joel: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Jimmy: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Grian.

Pearl: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Gem: Go to sleep Pearl.

Gem: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business*
Etho, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: How do I passive-aggressively say “I hate you” in flower???

Jimmy: Joel, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Joel: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Jimmy: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Grian.

Etho: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Tango’*
Bdubs: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, please be good.’*

Joel: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Gem: All I asked was if you wanted to go first...

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