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— 𖤐 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐇𝐀'𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐕 :
I totally hate him.
Ugh! I freaking hate him so much.
I'm seething as I sit at the bottom of the staircase, glaring at the message sent by my so-called husband.
Dimpled iceberg *penguin emoji* : I'm heading to the office. I've prepared breakfast for you, have it.
I can't believe this guy, like is he for real?
Such a cold and dry text after last night? Seriously? At least he could've added a nice 'Good morning, honey' or something.
But no, he had to of course flaunt that 'Yeah, well, obviously I'm a bipolar bitch. Did you ever doubt that?'
My delusional self had hoped we would wake up cuddling and snuggling, and then later enjoy a romantic breakfast together.
Instead, I woke up to an empty bed.
Ugh! Just why, when everything seems to be going super amazing, that heartless maniac has to go and ruin it all over with his frosty personality?
Without thinking twice, I jab my fingers into the keyboard with force in fit of anger.
Me : Fuck you!
Almost instantly, he reads the message and he's reply is immediate.
Dimpled iceberg *penguin emoji* : Seems like my little wife is entertaining wild thoughts early in the morning.
HA! So now he's back being all teasing, how wonderful.
Me : You're an asshole! Just so you know.
Dimpled iceberg *penguin emoji* : And you're adorable! Just so you know.
Adorable? Freaking ADORABLE? The nerve of this guy, I tell you.
Me : You know what, just come face me, and I'll show you how 'adorable' I can be.
Dimpled iceberg *penguin emoji* : Don't tell me someone's getting kinky thoughts now? I can't wait to see my lovely wife.
My jaw slightly hung open.
Me : Just go to hell, I never want to see your stupid face again.
Dimpled iceberg *penguin emoji* : Are you mad at me?
Me : No, no, my dear husband, why would anyone be mad at a man of such charm who, after having sex left his wife all alone the next morning with a cold text.
Dimpled iceberg *penguin emoji* : I'm sorry, it was urgent. I had some important work. Did you eat?
