Dandelions// Kili durin

Chapter two

Long story short, the dwarves did a completely mess and were now eating all of Bilbo's food(who was in completely distress and completely annoyed).

Heather was right now using the mess as her cover and was throwing some knives at the wall, hitting the bullseye(which she draw on herself). It was something she started to do years ago, but just in her room or outside with trees. To practice and perfect her technique on throwing knives.

"What are you doing?"A voice spoke up from behind her making Heather swing around just to be inches away from Kili, who was wearing a grin.

"Ah."Heather shrugged and threw the last knife into the wall,"None of your concerns, uh, Kili."

"Well, it may not be one of my concerns but I sure am interested."Kili shrugged, seemingly not to care one bit about that Heather didn't want to tell, his voice nonchalant.

"It's called imagining people that annoy you and throwing a knife at them."Heather replied as she placed her hand on his chest and pushed him a bit away from her so she gets a bit more personal space.

"Interesting. I would join you, but I came just to tell you that the meal is ready. So, come."Kili grinned and began to walk, Heather sighing and following after the dwarf.

"Bombur, catch!"Bofur called out and threw some food at the other dwarf who caught it with his mouth.

Heather watched as she ate her own meal, on her seat which was beside Kili.

Fili stepped on top of the table, carrying a few cups of most ale.

"Who wants an ale? There you go!"Fili spoke.

"Gimme me one!"Heather called out making Fili smirk as he handed her a cup, she giving him a small nod before he began to hand others the rest of the cups.

"Ale on the count of three!"

"1,2..3!"

Everyone(yes, including Heather who seemed amused by this whole circus instead of distressed or annoyed like her uncle) began to drink their ale.

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"I never thought I would see a lady drink ale or any alcohol at all."Kili spoke as he and Heather walked back towards the kitchen after she had shown him around (again).

"Well, then you haven't seen many ladies yet."Heather shrugged before a plate got thrown at Kili who easily caught it and threw it to the next dwarf.

And so it continued, the plates and even cups and other items that are normally used to eat got thrown around and passed to each other. Heather leaned against the door frame watching with a smile, amused by the whole scenery.

"Can you not do that? You'll blunt them."Bilbo spoke, clearly feed up with the dwarves behavior.

"Ooh, do you hear that, lads? He says we'll blunt the knives."Bofur spoke up,more like making fun of Bilbo's words.

"Blunt the knives, bend the forks."Kili began to sing making the amused smile grow on Heather's face, as she also began to move and stomp her feet in the rhythm like the rest of the dwarves do.

"Smash the bottles and burn the corks!"Fili continued

"♫chip the glasses and crack the plates. That's what Bilbo baggings hates! Cut the cloth, tread on the fat. Leave the bones on the bedroom mat. Pour the milk on the pantry floor. Smash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl. Pound them up with a thumping pole. When you're finished, if they are whole send them down the hall to roll. That's what Bilbo baggings hates!♫"