Dandelions// Kili durin

Chapter eight

Let's say, this wasn't how Heather imagined her day would be like. Nope, not even close.

She got dragged and pushed forward by many disgusting and ugly orcs, who seemed to have taken a liking in her hair as they kept tugging on it.

She did her best to stay close to the dwarves, mostly to Kili because she felt safer that way.

It didn't took long until they stopped in front of one extremely large and extremely ugly orc, which the raven-haired girl assumed was the king. She did her best to ignore that the orc king simply sang as if he wasn't standing in front of the company, one pretty mad company.

"Catchy, isn't it?"The goblin king spoke as he sat down on his throne again,"It's one of my own compositions."

"That's not a song. It's an abomination."Balin commented.

"Abomination. Mutations. Deviations. That's all you're gonna find down here."

Soon enough, all weapons from the company got snatched away and thrown to the ground. Heather tried her best to defend herself, kicking and punching the goblins that tried to touch her, which only lead to her hair getting pulled or she getting smacked or pushed around. At least they grabbed the weapons that were seen easily, such as swords.

"Who would be so bold as to come armed into my kingdom?"The goblin king said,"Spies?Thieves? Assassins?"

"Pipe down a bit and don't jump into conclusions."Heather huffed making a orc push her back, which lead to the event that Kili pulled her closer to himself.

"Dwarves, your malevolence."One of the goblins responded to the earlier asked question.

"Dwarves?!"

"We found them on the front porch."

"Well, don't just stand there! Search them! Every crack! Every crevice!"The goblin king ordered.

Heather tried to push the goblins away as they tried to take her knives and sword from her belt, but it was a bit tricky as it weren't just one or two knives but several ones.

"It is my belief, your great protuberance..."The goblin held out one of the stolen item from Rivendell,"..That they are in league with the elves!"

The goblin king grabbed the item and spoke."Made in Rivendell. Ah. Second age. Couldn't give it away."He threw it away,"I knew it smelled like elf."He murmured under his breath making Heather turn away,"What are you doing in these parts?!"

"Uh, don't worry, lads. I'll handle this."Oin spoke and stepped forward.

"No tricks!"The goblin king slammed his staff down,"I want the truth. Warts and all."

"You're going to have to speak up. Your boys flattened my trumpet."oin voiced his problem.

"I'll flatter more than your trumpet!"The goblin king stepped forward, smashing something in the way making the company step back and Kili pull Heather behind him, his arm pulled out as if to protect her.

"If it's more information you want, then I'm the one you should speak to."Bofur said, stopping the goblin king to smash all of them like bugs, even just for a moment,"We were on the road. Well, it's not so much a road as a path. Actually, it's not even that come to think of it. It's more like a track. Anyway, point is, we were in this road, like a path, like a track. And then we weren't, which is a problem, because we were supposed to be in dunland last Tuesday."

"Visiting distant relations."Dori added.

"Some inbreds in my mother's side-"

"Shut up!"The goblin king shouted, making the goblins whimper and Heather's eyes go wide,"If they will not talk, we'll make them squawk. Bring up the mangler! Bring up the bonebreaker! Start with the youngest!"