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Jay: what's the name of the guy that lives down the street? like three houses down?
Jake: his cats names are Sooni, Doongi, and Dori.
Jay: that's not what I asked
Ni-ki: that's all the information we have
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Sunghoon: hey have you ever been arrested?
Jungwon: yes.
Sunghoon: I was going to say "because it's illegal to be that cute", but now i'm intrigued
Jungwon: aggravated assault.
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Sunoo: hyung, please revoke your no-swearing rule
Heeseung: why?
Ni-ki, from somewhere in the dorms: that really DILLS my PICKLE
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Jay: how many Jake's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sunghoon: just one. the real question is, how many ladders does he need?
Jake:
Jake: YOU-
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belift: how did you guys crash the car?!
sunghoon: well, he was driving and there was a deer on the road, which jay didn't see. so i shouted "jay, deer!!"
belift:
sunghoon, to jay: do you wanna tell them what your response was?
jay, quitely: "yes, honey?"
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