Pardon The Way That I Stare

Spill The Tea, Toots!

After breakfast, the group began to disperse, with residents and staff wandering off to their own activities for the day. Alastor excused himself to head back to their shared cabin, mentioning he needed to grab something. Lucifer watched him go, feeling a soft warmth bloom in his chest as Alastor disappeared down the hall.

Just as he was about to follow, Angel sidled up next to him, throwing an arm casually over his shoulders. "Hey, Lucifer," Angel said, his voice dripping with mischief. "Got a minute? I wanted to have a little chat."

Lucifer eyed Angel warily. "A chat about what?"

Angel's grin was practically predatory. "Oh, come on. You really think you can hide from me? Everybody heard, Luci."

Lucifer felt the color drain from his face. "Heard what?"

Angel gave him an exaggerated eye-roll. "Oh please, don't play dumb. The sex! The whole damn boat heard you two last night. Charlie even had to tell everyone this morning not to mention it 'cause she didn't want you or Alastor to feel weird. Which—sorry, not sorry—I'm ignoring 'cause I need details, babe."

Lucifer's face flushed hot with embarrassment, his mind racing. "What—no, no, you're imagining things. We didn't—"

"Oh, don't even try it," Angel interrupted with a smirk. "I'm good, but even I wouldn't mistake those noises for anything else. Just spill, Luci."

Lucifer rubbed a hand over his face, knowing he was caught. He let out a resigned sigh. "Fine. But you have to keep this between us, alright? I don't want Alastor knowing I told you anything."

Angel's grin widened as he mimed zipping his lips. "Scout's honor, babe. Now, tell me everything."

Lucifer hesitated, glancing around to make sure no one else was listening. Then, in a hushed voice, he began. "Alright... so, last night things just... escalated. It got heated really fast, and, well... Alastor had brought some, uh, *accessories* with him."

Angel raised an eyebrow, already hooked. "Accessories? Like...?"

Lucifer swallowed hard. "A dildo. A pretty big one, actually. And he, uh... he also put a butt plug in me."

Angel's eyes lit up, practically buzzing with excitement. "Oh my God, keep going! What else?"

Lucifer felt his face burn as he continued, unable to meet Angel's eyes. "Well, he bit my neck at one point—pretty hard—and, um... he's, uh... well, he's nine inches long."

Angel's jaw dropped. "Nine inches?! No wonder you two were so loud. Damn, Luci, I didn't know you had it in you! I'm impressed."

Lucifer, still blushing furiously, let out a nervous laugh. "Yeah, well... let's just say it was an experience."

Angel gave him a playful nudge. "Experience? Babe, sounds like you were in heaven—and you would know!"

Lucifer chuckled despite himself, a little less on edge now that he was spilling the details. "Yeah... it was something. He's... different than I expected."

Angel cocked his head, curiosity gleaming in his eyes. "Different how? I mean, come on, Luci. You gotta give me more than that."

Lucifer bit his lip, thinking about Alastor's passionate side that had caught him completely off guard. "He's... intense, in a way I didn't realize. He's usually so put together, so controlled. But last night, he just... let go."

Angel whistled lowly. "Lucky you. Sounds like Alastor's full of surprises."

Lucifer nodded, still feeling the rush of last night's events. "Yeah, you could say that."

Angel gave him a teasing smirk. "Well, I'm happy for you, Luci. Alastor might be a strange one, but it sounds like he knows how to treat you right."

Lucifer smiled softly. "Yeah. I think he does."

Angel gave him a playful punch on the arm. "Alright, enough of this lovey-dovey stuff. But seriously, I'm glad you're getting some, babe. Now, go find your man before he starts wondering where you are."

Lucifer laughed lightly, feeling a bit more at ease after the conversation. "Thanks, Angel. Just... keep it between us, okay?"

Angel winked. "You got it, Luci. My lips are sealed. Well, mostly."

Lucifer rolled his eyes but couldn't suppress the grin on his face as he turned to head back to the cabin, his heart still racing from the intimacy of last night—and from having to admit all of it to Angel.