what to do if you don't know how to reply to a certain message

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for example, if someone messages you: Hi! My cat just pooped a square!

you may choose to respond with the following:

• a random fun fact to break the ice (hey did you know that axolotls can regrow limbs??)

"..." (then start spamming dots)

okay.

omg i never knew that your cat was 2-dimensional!!! 🙀 (but that's only if you want to have a conversation with that person about 2-dimensional cat poop.)


if you decide that you don't want to be friends with the person anymore, further actions may be necessary:

• delete your account then make a new one

• (to the people who want to keep their account) unfriend them, change your username, @, pfp, status message, bio message, pronouns (yes i mean it), personality, style of texting, address, city, state, province, job, age, family, language and font and then re-add them as a completely different person so the person will think that they accidentally texted a deranged stranger (fail rate: 98%, not recommended. could try on brother)

• or just send them a screenshot of this list. the title kinda explains it all.

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