for example, if someone messages you: Hi! My cat just pooped a square!
you may choose to respond with the following:
• a random fun fact to break the ice (hey did you know that axolotls can regrow limbs??)
• "..." (then start spamming dots)
• okay.
• omg i never knew that your cat was 2-dimensional!!! 🙀 (but that's only if you want to have a conversation with that person about 2-dimensional cat poop.)
if you decide that you don't want to be friends with the person anymore, further actions may be necessary:
• delete your account then make a new one
• (to the people who want to keep their account) unfriend them, change your username, @, pfp, status message, bio message, pronouns (yes i mean it), personality, style of texting, address, city, state, province, job, age, family, language and font and then re-add them as a completely different person so the person will think that they accidentally texted a deranged stranger (fail rate: 98%, not recommended. could try on brother)
• or just send them a screenshot of this list. the title kinda explains it all.
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Random Thoughts
RandomAn anthology of poems, letters, long texts, unsent emails, songs, conversations/dialogue, memories and other random stuff. Don't expect pretty title fonts or that shit because I don't care about those stuff, and honestly i'm just too lazy to do that...
