Nelson
• you and Nelson's moms are good friends so of course they had Christmas together.
• And no we are in the Neumann house so nothing is normal... Not on Christmas not today boo boo....
• First there is a water fight that started and got all over the food....
• Second niles got sick and threw up on Noah
• Third we have nelson being a big baby about everything you do or he's being clingy...
• Yea you try to go to the bathroom he's right behind you and he's standing by the door.
• Also he gets you under the mistletoe who knows how many times
• "Oh look y/n another one give me a kiss... Now" "Nelson this is the same mistletoe you put me under the last 4 times no"
•You ended up doing it anyway and when you finally got away from nelson you asked papa Neumann to take it down.
• Y'all had a very decent dinner minus the fact nelson was being a sassy drama queen the whole time....
• "Uhm actually mom Noah didn't do it right it's missing some flavor" "Nelson shut the fuck up and eat the food your mac and cheese is gonna make everyone constipated"
• Yea y'all nelson made Mac and cheese...
• After y'all ate everyone went outside and your siblings and the Neumanns did a scrimmage type game
• Niles and Nelson were arguing over you to be on their team...
• "She's my girlfriend goofy she needs to be on my team" "Nelson no one gives a shit she's your girlfriend fuck you she's on my fucking team you fucking oversized sailboat"
• Everyone was quiet after that outburst... And yea you were on Niles team
•if he picks you you're on his team boo boo...
•BUT yall ended the night with the polar express Nelson fell asleep on you but Niles put a mistletoe over yall.
• So you kissed Nelson on the cheek and fell asleep right after...
Niles
•It was normal it was very normal..
• Yall were all outside in the backyard and Niles got thrown in the pool....
• Normal right....?
• You were chilling somehow nelson found a fucking crab and started messing with it.... until it pinched him....
• "Y'all look at my crab-FUCK"
• Niles picked up the crab and it tried biting him so he threw it....right at you..
• It pinched you and it wouldn't let go it had a tight grip on your arm so it wasn't letting go anytime soon..
• Yalls parents finally came outside and pulled it off of you it pulled off some skin and drew a lot of blood...
• You and Niles had yalls alone time cleaning it up....
• "I'm really sorry y/n I didn't mean to throw it at you" "Niles I'm pissed off"
• Y'all were even under the mistletoe and you didn't even bother kissing his cheek and you denied it when he tried to kiss you
• Y'all ate and there was very bad tension between you and niles at the table and everyone wasn't trying to talk to you...
• You ended up getting pissed off at the tension in the room and just left the table and went to the living room
• After a long conversation you and niles made up....
• Nelson's smart ass brought the crab inside because he's so smart...
• But at the end of the night you were sleeping on the couch with Niles and y'all were happy...
Noah
• He came over to your house this year...
• Y'all were chilling in your room nelson was in there as well.
• Your sister was too
• Bro they were in some position
• "Bro why are y'all in that position it looks weird" "Noah shut up you don't have the balls to even have y/n sitting on your lap"
• Noah gave them a look and kicked them out.
• Y'all were being....funny but also Noah was giving you a Lulu haul of YOUR stuff
• "So I got whatever these are from Lulu for Christmas" "Noah that's not Lulu it's drunk elephant" "why do you have a drunk elephant?"
• He didn't get it at all....
• Yalls dinner went amazing but your little sister was judging everything....
• "Niles why do you hold your fork like that, Noah why are you sitting like that, mom what is in the cobbler" "Hey you little shit shut the fuck up and eat before I shove it down your throat"
• Yea you threatened her but it's okay because you were tired of it and Noah found it very...... Mother like....?
• "Mom vibes type shit" "Noah shut the fuck up" "Nelson how about you shove a spoon up your ass"
• Yes the table is family friendly for Yalls parents sake....
• After y'all are you guys forgot how to use a mistletoe....
• "Noah y'all are under the mistletoe" "Do we eat it or..?" "No y'all kiss" "For what?" "God damnit y/n you're pissing me off"
• You and Noah finally kissed after 2 minutes of of being explained how a mistletoe worked again.
• "Y'all could've said we kiss under a mistletoe" "Y/n shut up before you're grounded"
• Y'all ended the night outside in the back sitting by a damn fire that took 2 hours to get lit because it was Nelson so of course it took forever....
I don't feel like doing Jax because I feel like not much people care for him any ways and I'm tired so gn and this is posted at 12:37 am on Dec 25th
MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL I LOVE YALL
