Naruto Mitarashi. The abandoned child of Kushina Uzumaki, left to die in the village, after his father's death. All because his mother thought he was a demon. Abandoned by his godfather, because he wasn't the child of prophecy, abandoned by his fath...
Author: it's tradition you all know and love. I found money so that means you all get a new chapter
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* it was another peaceful day in konoha. It wasn't sunny today but very cloudy, the perfect day for someone like shikaramu. This would've been the perfect chapter for him and Naruto to hang out.... Anyway, we concentrate on hiruzen who's in his backyard training, trying to get the rust out of his bones using fighting moves he hasn't used since he was in his 20s. Hiruzen finished and looked at the audience that came here to interrupt him.*
Hiruzen: You know. If I didn't know any better, I would say that you're a yandere.
Danzo: What the fuck is a yandere?
*danzo said as he walked out of the trees he was hiding in. As always, the man had a permanent scowl on his face, seeing Hiruzen not taking the responsibility of the hokage seriously. Hiruzen chuckled a little, seeing as anko had given him a bit of a crash course of what the younger generations say. He shrugged and gave a dismissive wave to the man who was one point was his closest friend.*
Hiruzen: Don't worry about it. So, what do you want now?
Danzo: For you to treat the role of the hokage with the respect it deserves
*danzo said with a dangerous hint to his tone of voice. He was really showing his privilege, since if anyone else who wasn't family spoke to Hiruzen in that tone, they would be getting a visit from his anbu shinobi. But since it was danzo, he got a pass, but that didn't mean that hiruzen wasn't annoyed that they were having this discussion once more.*
Hiruzen: Again, with the shadow clones? You do know It was the second hokage who made that jutsu, right?
Danzo: he made it to fight in a war. Not for you to be a lazy bum with it.
*danzo said, he couldn't have possibly know that tobirama was looking down at him with a scowl on his face, since who was he to dictate how he used his jutsu, since tobirama did in fact use the shadow clones for paperwork. Hell, he used them to get him a soda from the fridge multiple times since he was feeling lazy. Hiruzen rolled his eyes, not caring for danzo little infatuation with the second hokage since it was getting old.*
Hiruzen: You call it lazy, I call it efficiency. And also, just a little fact that you are literally the only one complaining.
*hiruzen said, and just as danzo was about to speak again, he felt a soft tightness around his throat, hiruzen was releasing his power as a threat for danzo to stay quiet. Of course unlike kushina danzo could actually breath, since he's around the same power number as hiruzen, even if he doesn't show it, or because the anime made him a fodder for Canon Sasuke, but danzo was a powerhouse in his own right, just not a prodigy like hiruzen was, so he remained silent.*
Hiruzen: And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way. You are the only one who has a problem with this. Straight up.
