Talking Spit

Hey y'all!

Hello my fellow ranters and rantettes! Welcome to my very first rant book. *audience claps* Thank you, thank you. Anywhooo, how y'all doing? Good? Great

So before we actually get to the down and dirty parts of this book, I want to know you better. Don't get nervous, just a series of questions. And a section down below will be provided for you to give your suggestions and topics that we could talk spit about in the near future. Without further or do, I present to you: The Questions.

*What is your name/nickname?

*Age and ethnicity?

*Hometown?

*What are you passionate about (goals, dreams, bucket list stuff, whatever)?

*What grinds your gears?

*Top 3 biggest pet peeves?

*When you want to be in a happy mood, what do you think about?

*Favorite celebrity?

*Favorite food?

*Have you ever peed the bed?

*If you were arrested for double murder and was given the death penalty, what would you do as your days wind down? (in the jail of course)

*You a virgin? (You ain't gotta lie and please don't)

*You want kids?

*Are you against gay marriage?

*Ever had a racist thing happen to you? If so, explain.

*If you were born with an extra arm, what would you do with it that you normally can not do? (e.g. playing basketball catching the balls or whatever, cooking multiple things at once, slapping multiple hoes at once, it's all your choice honey)

*Have you ever had game ran on you?

*Ever had a train ran on you?

*Lmaooo, that last question though. Anywayssssss, how do you feel about today's music?

*How do you feel about this generation?

*How do you feel about guys who just aren't naturally hairy? Does it take away from their masculinity (however tf you spell it)?

*What is one rule/law that you would add/change about: gun control?

*What is one rule/law that you would add/change about: cannibalism?

*A weird/interesting fact about you that unique/unusual/whatever?

*THE FINAL QUESTION: What is the perfect boob size TO YOU (e.g. AAA 30, DDD 40, BB36)?

Alright, that's all the questions I have provided. If I come up with more, I might add them on later. You can now provide your topic suggestions HERE! It doesn't even have to be a serious matter. Just anything you choose. Signing out, FeistyPisces2 xoxo ♡