How was y'all weekend? Good? Good for you. I'm not gonna talk about mine, because I'm not bring bad vibes on here. I wanna maintain as little happiness as possible. I'm not a Debby Downer. :)
First of all, lemme tell y'all something. Idk what's wrong with Wattpad, but it NEVER gives me any alerts when someone comments on my stories. If I don't see anyone do it down my news feed, I would never know. I know some of y'all comment on my stories and I don't respond. I'm sorry. It's not my fault.
Y'all know, if anything, if you comment on my stuff I respond back. Espicially if its something postive pertaining to my work. :)
Anywho, I saw that y'all requested alot of things dealing with boys. Are y'all having guy problems or something? Lmaoo. But y'all requested a whole lotta shit about crushes and whatnot. No more Drake for y'all.
Imma save crushes and liking ppl for another rant. Right cha I'm talking about niggas who ask for pictures (which I assume is nudes) and my personal experience with niggas. Strap on ya seatbelts because I have no fucking idea where I'm going with this.
I hate niggas who ask for pictures. Wtf you need pics for? For what? And what do you mean by pictures? What you need a picture of my face for? You know what I look like, and I have social media sites where there's pictures of me at.
Oh, excuse me? Come correct? You said what? Nudes?
NIGGA IF YOU DON'T GET YO THIRSTY ASS OUT MY FACE.
Like, bitch. Wtf. You aint gon play me. I know what happens when the nudes get sent. Next thing I know, my coochie gon be breaking the internet like I'm Kim K. Titties all on social media. Poor lil booty cheeks being sent to this person and that one.
Hell, if a nigga ask to see my pussy or to get a picture of mine, I'm sending his ass a picture of one of my cats. I got 5 of them hoes so I have a wide variety of which one I wanna send. Fawkkk you mean?
Moral of the story, I hate niggas who ask for nudes. And don't you send nudes either. I'mma beat cha ass if you do.
And I can't really tell you my personal experience with niggas. I never had a bf. No (cute) niggas ever liked me. I'll dive deeper into that topic when I get to crushes. I have a huge story to tell on that one. ☕
Anyways, sorry for cutting this story short. It was too long in my opinion. Its over 400 words. Thats alot for a rant. I'll make a deal with y'all.
If I get enough ppl to comment and say they want a crush rant by tonight, I will do it. I need at least 5. I'm not forcing you, but if YOU want me to, I will. Ain't begging for comments. Just saying if you want it, here's the opportunity to get it in demand.
Don't forgot to check out my books. TBTB gets alot of love (which I expected kinda) but the other ones don't. Please read em. They're good. Please support the homie. I might even do book shoutouts for some of y'all. Only if you read my books. Repeat: I am willing to do book shoutouts, but only if you read my shit. Do not ask for book reading requests, because I'll decline. I'll make a book shoutout form in the next rant. Hopefully.
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Talking Spit
RandomAn authentic and original rant book. All opinions are accepted but don't get too carried away. If you get mad or your feelings hurt, too bad. You should've grown some balls. Beautiful cover done by @neghativity