Talking Spit

Shaving

Quick question: Should I do a few MS before I close this book? If so, pm some questions/topics. I want y'all to be DEEP. Get freak nasty. Idgaf. Lmaoo

So, first of all, if you are that type of girl who's like

"I don't need to shave because I have not that much hair. Blah blah blah. I'm flawless. Blah blah blah."

Take yo ass on! I hate you. I don't need you bragging while I'm trying to express my struggle lmaoo. (Still love y'all though)

I am a girl who shaves. I need to. If not, shit gon get fuzzy. I'm not going to go into heavy details about what I shave but I'mma talk about the most frustrating things about shaving.

Shaving my legs is probably the most trickiest for me. Everytime I think they're flawless, oops I missed a spot. -_- Bitch. If you don't scoop yo ass under this razor and make my life a little easier.

The thing that pisses me off is when the hair lowkey grows back and looks all spiky and shit. Lemme give y'all a little story.

Last night

So, a nigga had plans to wear capris today. I wanted to look fly and whatnot. However, I looked down at my legs and saw the hair was lowkey growing back. I also saw that I missed hella spots on the back of my legs and I was like

Oh baybeh fuck no! *tarzan vc*

I had just shaved like 4 days ago but I was going go back in and redo the spots.

So, a nigga went and hit her armpits real quick. They don't really look that bad but I wanted to go over it to make sure they were on fleek.

I go to my legs (bitch I can't even see without my glasses on) and shave them. I try to be gentle and shit, but at the same time make sure they are spotless.

So a nigga gets out the shower and I see small spots of blood trickling down my legs. So, I'm sitting here like

"Did I...did I just cut myself? Yooooo wtf bruh?!"

It took about 10 minutes to stop the bleeding. I even put cocoa butter on (ya know its good for the black skin lol) and the bitch still wanted to bleed.

My legs better not produce anymore hair because a bitch is wearing a dress tomorrow and....I ain't got time for that. I wanna continue flossing and stunting. I don't have time to be looking like Hairy Scary. That's lowkey impossible cuz the hair don't grow THAT fast but I'm just saying.

Moral of the story, I hate shaving. I hate it. When I get older, I'm getting a full body lazer removal. I wanna know whats the health risks before I do it too. It costs $999 so Imma wait until tax season lmaoo.

Do you shave? Do you hate shaving? What part of your body gives you the most trouble? Wanna share a quick story? No? Fuck you too then.