Talking Spit

All These Challenges

I'm here again, with my "bitchy" ass to talk about these stupid ass challenges. If you don't mind, I will name a few that have passed by.

Hot pepper challenge

ALS Challenge

Condom challenge

Pass out challenge

Fire challenge

Now, the ALS one was for a good cause......until mfs fucked it up and thought it was cute to have a big ass bucket of ice water thrown on their funky ass. But, today, I wanna shed some light on two particular challenges.

The 'Don't Judge Me Challenge' and the 'Arch That Back Challenge'

Since Wattpad don't allow me to upload two pics at once, I just posted a one of the arch that back one. And you already know Imma go in on that one the hardest.

First of fucking all, lemme spit some real nigga shit to you about this don't judge challenge. Oh yes, bitch, I'm judging. And it damn sure ain't your looks. It's your stupidity!

Who the...why the....how bitch! What fucking person in their right mind gon' walk around with shit scribbled on their face, claiming to be ugly? See? That's how I KNOW y'all mfs been doing this shit for attention.

Y'all put y'all crusty ass hand over the lens and magically (sike, like shit boy) your bitch ass face appears back in the frame. But wait, not just a regular bitch ass face. A bitch ass face with make-up on it.

'Scuse me, can we have a moment of silence for the dumb bitches?

Y'all....you know what....that literally defeats the whole purpose of the damn challenge! Why do the fucking challenge and "glow up" if you was gon put 5 pounds of make-up on? Where the natural beauties at? Oh yeah, and since y'all wanna be techincal, take that damn weave off too! Fuck!

Ahhhh Arch that back challenge, bring that ass HERE BOY! Oh wait, you already in position. I think we need to have a quick prayer before I brutually slay this topic.

Dear Heavenly father, we come to you to please bless my weak soul, as I am about to sin badly. I pray that you can forgive me and when judgement day comes, I will be allowed through the golden gates. Also, God, as an additional request, I pray that you can bless these hoes' souls and lead them down the right path. I pray you shall give them positive direction and guidance as they go through such a droughtful and desperate state. In Jesus' name we pray, amen.

What the hell is wrong with this generation?! Why the fuck y'all looking like my cats when they be stretching and shit? Y'all ole cat stretch head ass! Ole fucking cat yoga head ass!

I understand and salute Amber Rose for trying to uplift women, but why do it in such a sexual way? And y'all really gon' listen to that cauillou looking heifer? Wait, wait, wait a fucking minute.

Where's the Lauryn Hill of this generation? Where the Martin Luther King Jr of this generation? Where the class, dignity and respect of this generation?

Why are girls thinking this shit is cute? It's not cute flanting your ass like that, espicially on social media where BILLIONS of people can see. You are not giving yourself a good image.

Your future HUSBAND could be watching you post that disgusting picture. That job you want to hire you, could see that picture and not want to have your ass work for them. Your future CHILDREN can see that. How you gon explain that thot ass shit to them?

What you gon say? I was young and stupid, just having fun? No, bitch, you were hot and ready like Lil Ceasers Pizza. Let's not front.

In my personal opinion, things like that should be saved for the bedroom. Leave that between you and your significant other. Be a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. No nigga gon' want *excuse my language* pussy that could easily belong to anybody.

But don't do it for the niggas and what they think. Do it for yourself. Do it for your respect. Do it because yo mama gon' find out and beat your ass 'til you turn purple.

Stop with the goals and the challenges! This shit is stupid. Go read a book. Damn!

Was I on point with this rant? No? Fuck it, too bad. "Bi-polar rant coming up after this,so don't sleep on me.