Talking Spit

Cliché, Cliché

P.S. It's okay if you guys disagree with a topic I have suggested, buuuutttt if you do, I would like it if you leave an alternative topic. The only reason I said I was going to do that topic was because y'all don't leave none. And btw, I wasn't even doing it in the first place and I ain't gon to now. As I said, this book is only what you make it. You give the suggestions and I provide the rant.

How are you guys on this lovely Monday? Good? Great. I started school today and bihhhhh. Nah just kidding. It was okay. Hopefully, my anti-social ass finds some friends. We got hella new people at my school and my old friends....well..I call them old friends for a reason. But I think I should save this for another rant. Should I? Yes or nah? Just to like, discuss my friendship and then you guys can comment and talk about yours.

But, fuck that. That's not today's topic. Today's topic is

Cliche plots, settings, storylines and all that other good shit people put in wattpad stories

I lowkey can't talk because the last book I had was cliche. However, I was going to arrange it and make it original. The overall plot though was very cliché and I hate that book. Ion know if I'mma put it back but if I do, its not going to be the same. AT ALL.

Anywho, wassup with you muddafuckas and these trap queen ass books? Why? Lemme provide a few examples. Y'all can add some if I miss any.

A drug dealer taking a struggling girl that he barely knows under his wing

The girl momma a crackhead and she falls in love with a dope dealer

A good girl cuffs a drug dealer and makes him the perfect potential husband

The girl probably been a hoe, got pregnant by a dope dealer and he cuffed her (I read a book like that and it was good, no lie)

THEM CLICHÉ ASS STRIPPER BOOKS! SHOULD I EVEN EXPLAIN?

And don't get me started on how them cliché urban books start off.

My name is DyTwana and I'm a bad bitch. My momma a crackhead and I don't give a fuck. I'm a mixture of Hawaiian, Greek, Native American, Puerto Rican, Black and Filipino. I got long, dark, bouncy hair that stops at my ass. Blah blah blah.

On God if a book starts off like that, I ain't reading that shit. I saw this one girl had that as her book description. I was like, "What are thoooossseee?" What the hell is wrong with ha?

Why everybody gotta have a Black Chyna, porn star body shape? Hell, I can't even say porn star cuz some of them bitches be skinny af. Why they all have big titties, small waist, and a big ole ass? Or in some cases slim thick?

Not everybody is shape like that in real life and nowadays most of them bought it. Where's the skinny girls? The flat chested girls? The flat booty girls? The damn big girls get more love than the tiny girls.

Y'all niggas need to do better. I completely understand that this is a hobby or activity for some, but there's some people (like me) who wanna read good better. I'd be feeling some type of way if every book on here was the same.

I understand if you find inspiration from another book, but please be original. Make your own storyline. I can tell you, the best books usually are the ones that someone completely made up. You don't have to take the traditional route, ya know.

But, it's your book so do whatever you want with it as you please. All I know is my book ideas (the ones I have stored in my phone currently) are made straight from my imagination. If theres another book like mine, cool. But Imma made sure mine stands out regardless.

Please place some new suggestions here. I wanna know what you wanna hear, read, whatever. I wish they had a voice recorder option on here. I would make my own voice recording of me reading the book. Y'all would probably be laughing at my ratchet ass.

Bonus Question: Why do ghetto girls like to wear tu-tu's? I mean, I just wanna know.