Talking Spit

Columbus Day?!

I promise I will do this high school guide rant. Maybe on Friday, how does that sound? I just wanted to do this rant because today is Columbus Day.

I don't even know what Columbus Day is. It better not be the day that celebrates Christopher Columbus's "ohh I spy America" head ass. I KNOW we got more sense than this. I'm ashamed. Oh wait, I don't give two shits about America so it ultimately looks bad on them racist whites.

What is the sole purpose for it? Why do we have one? I didn't even know it was a "holiday" until this year tbh. I was that unaware and unaffected. Before I get into this rant (which Imma pop tf off) I gotta quick question....

Does America belong to the whites?
Imma keep it one fucking hunnid.......HELL NAH! THIS AINT THEIR TERRITORY! THIS AINT THEIR HOMELAND! LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU CAN'T DISCOVER SOME SHIT THATS ALREADY BEEN DISCOVERED. WTF?! THATS DUMB AS FUCK.

Here we go again with white ppl (not all so don't get all butt hurt) taking other ppl shit and putting their name on it. When they do this, its considered "new". Funny how the same shit happens nowadays but just different topics. ☕☕☕ I guess thats what they're born to do.

This land belongs to the INDIANS/NATIVE AMERICANS. Like, fucking duh. Thats why their names are Natives Americans; THEIR NATIVE TO AMERICA. This is their homeland. This is their claimed territory. Its sad how everything they had pretty much got swipped from underneath their feet and their population almost got completely eliminated.

Americans have no respect for the NA's at all. The only "thank you" or "I'm sorry" you can give them is to place them on casino reservations and a free ride to college? Really bro? That. Is. Some. Utter. Bullshit.

Hell, at least they get that. All us blacks in America get is a huge fuck you, hundreds of years of torture, and get their culture stolen. I don't even know who has it worse between us and the Indians. Who do you think has it worse?

I mean, out of all races, blacks and NA's mean the less to whites. We're basically the gum of their shoes and NA are the mosquitos that fly around in "their" atmosphere. Shaking my mf head, bro.

Then, they got the nerve to say some dumb ass shit like,

"Go back to where you came from. Go back to Africa/Mexico/China. This is the white's land."

Bitch, your ass ain't from here either. This ain't yo shit. Take yo ass back to Europe. And I mean, if having black ppl here is such a big issue, y'all should've left our asses back in Africa. And stop being racist to hispanics. They flee here to seek freedom, but instead of welcoming them, you'd rather talk shit to them and make them feel less than.

Shout out to the Hispanics/Latinos. I fucks with El Chapo. Idgaf what nobody say, that nigga is a BOSS. I wish I had that type of power, money, and loyalty from my friends.

Anywho, back to the task at hand, I feel really bad for the NA's. They DO NOT deserve any of the treatment they got. Christopher Columbus is a DUMBASS. Yes, I said it. Fuck him tbh.

Wait....wasn't that the same mf that said the Earth was flat? .......I rest my case. AND YES I DO REALIZE THAT AT THE TIME, THEY DIDN'T KNOW THE EARTH WAS ROUND. I WAS BEING SARCATIC.

So, in conclusion, *screams in melanin and sarcasm* HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY BITCHESSSS! LET'S CELEBRATE A DAY FILLED WITH WONDERFUL HISTORY, GREAT RELEVANCE TO THE REAL WORLD, AND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF OTHERS LIVES. THANKS CHRIS FOR YOUR SERVICE. WHERE WILL WE BE WITHOUT YOU?